Since we separated a few months ago, I've been eating a lot more steak. How'd I do?

by abighoov

34 Comments

  1. Not sure whether to say sorry or congrats, but that looks bomb 🫡

  2. strictlybazinga

    If you’re separated who cut it up for you?

  3. ConsistentDuck3705

    I thought you divorced her because she tried to eat your steak. Because, that is a fine looking steak. Enjoy a glass or two of Lagavulin with that. Cheers!

  4. DontchaKnow918

    Looks delicious…… keep your head up King!

  5. AngelLK16

    This is an example of how studies say that men live longer when married. 😅 But forget that! Enjoy being single (for now) and your steaks, especially when you cook them so well! That looks so delicious! 👌 🤤

  6. xiaopewpew

    You are doing well bruh. But please take care of yourself better and add some greens on the plate.

  7. AdmiralMoonshine

    Steak looks good, but we gotta elevate those sides, my man. You don’t get divorced every day.

  8. xKingCoopx

    So what I’m seeing here is that you’re single?

    I’m not single, but my wife would understand

  9. onlysaysisthisathing

    Here’s to simple pleasures and new beginnings. Cheers, dude.

  10. alchemycraftsman

    Are you 6 and mommy cuts your steak for you?

  11. ponythemouser

    I hope she doesn’t read this but I’d leave my wife for that.

  12. PsychologicalBit803

    Steak like that could make me switch teams….

  13. GirthRod666

    You done solid my friend! That crust looks 🔥 👌

  14. TimeGood2965

    I never understand cutting whole steak into bites before eating like it’s for a child haha. Just slice each time you want a bite and it’ll stay juicier and warmer. Good looking looking steak though

  15. iwasinthepool

    What’s with the cuts? Aren’t you supposed to eat that first freedom steak with your hands?

  16. Fil3toFishy69

    You don’t need her anymore. You are 1 with the steak pal.

  17. Apprehensive-Fix591

    Some dye their hair, some make a kickass steak. I can get down with both.

  18. gnardog45

    The two important bachelor ingredients right there.

  19. Walrammetje

    You should get divorced more often. This looks amazing, my friend

  20. 🎤Wheeeen theeeee shape of your steak matches the shape of po’tates, that’s a tism 🧩

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