Why on earth would you have people dressed to impress and give them whole, unpeeled fucking tangerines?
Wh-organ
Beautiful board. But it’s missing a ramp. 8/10
the3litemonkey
No apple swan? Not even one fanned strawberry?! Garnish, Garnish!! 😉
ndpugs
What am I suppose to do with a skin on half a kiwi?
Sukariya
That “Veggie Meat” is quite something…
Pattern_Is_Movement
I’m sorry, but this looks like you were shopping at a gas station. Especially for vegetarians, those brown slabs that are the “veggie meat” looks terrifying. Especially if you know you’re mostly serving vegetarians do some research as to what they eat, don’t just include more stuff that isn’t meat from a normal board.
I don’t know about putting the meat section right next to the vegan section
catpissdust
Recognized the veggie meat. Placard confirmed.
Future_Suggestion_44
What’s the cost per pound?
_mantis_milk
You amateur assholes posting boards without a ramp will be unemployed within the year.
MeGustaMiSFW
That looks a helluva lot more like $700 than a previous post on this sub…
Top-Citron-6121
What a scam! I know you’re gonna take offense, and I don’t mean it in that way, but how in the world is this $700?
SignificantCarry1647
Honestly well done 👍 you even took care of the vegetarians and gluten free selections
DJMagicHandz
I call dibs on the fruit
DrkHelmet_
What’s in front of the cheese?
yaaaaaarrrrrgggg
Wow, my least favorite cracker brings back bad childhood memories, and they have the gall to serve Agk-maghk at a wedding?!?! You seemed to do great with what you were forced to use, though.
saladmunch2
BUT WHERES THE MEATS!?
patricksaurus
Everyone is a critic but that looks great.
salemness
needs a ramp and some random olives scattered around
generation_quiet
This is wrong because it may almost be worth the money
Emach00
No ramp? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
ranting_chef
Someone, please get a couple HotWheel tracks and make a damn ramp so I can spend this $700 that’s burning a hole in my pocket…..
Cooking_chicken
This is a wonderful plate of charcuterie. Post on reddit and everyone seems to be a professional. Beautiful job mate
Cooking_chicken
And also as a Swedish person I love the Knäckebröd u provided
jenntea88
The way I saw the tofurkey and zoomed in. This is lovely. Good job.
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more meat
Why are there unpeeled tangerines
Not bad! I like the color blocking
Where’s the ramp and carrot jacuzzi?
needs more dips
Is that a shitload of Ak-Mak?
Yeesh
Why on earth would you have people dressed to impress and give them whole, unpeeled fucking tangerines?
Beautiful board. But it’s missing a ramp. 8/10
No apple swan? Not even one fanned strawberry?! Garnish, Garnish!! 😉
What am I suppose to do with a skin on half a kiwi?
That “Veggie Meat” is quite something…
I’m sorry, but this looks like you were shopping at a gas station. Especially for vegetarians, those brown slabs that are the “veggie meat” looks terrifying. Especially if you know you’re mostly serving vegetarians do some research as to what they eat, don’t just include more stuff that isn’t meat from a normal board.
THIS posted by someone else here is what a real board looks like [https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1jent9y/grazing_table/#lightbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1jent9y/grazing_table/#lightbox)
I don’t know about putting the meat section right next to the vegan section
Recognized the veggie meat. Placard confirmed.
What’s the cost per pound?
You amateur assholes posting boards without a ramp will be unemployed within the year.
That looks a helluva lot more like $700 than a previous post on this sub…
What a scam! I know you’re gonna take offense, and I don’t mean it in that way, but how in the world is this $700?
Honestly well done 👍 you even took care of the vegetarians and gluten free selections
I call dibs on the fruit
What’s in front of the cheese?
Wow, my least favorite cracker brings back bad childhood memories, and they have the gall to serve Agk-maghk at a wedding?!?! You seemed to do great with what you were forced to use, though.
BUT WHERES THE MEATS!?
Everyone is a critic but that looks great.
needs a ramp and some random olives scattered around
This is wrong because it may almost be worth the money
No ramp? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Someone, please get a couple HotWheel tracks and make a damn ramp so I can spend this $700 that’s burning a hole in my pocket…..
This is a wonderful plate of charcuterie. Post on reddit and everyone seems to be a professional. Beautiful job mate
And also as a Swedish person I love the Knäckebröd u provided
The way I saw the tofurkey and zoomed in. This is lovely. Good job.