My girlfriend thinks I’m a psychopath because of my daily work lunch
My girlfriend thinks I’m a psychopath because of my daily work lunch
by Wrong-Presence6179
42 Comments
carpermint
I think I might agree
screamingracoon
I see the vision, but I think you need some bread and mayo (and possibly a vegetable. Any. Of any kind) to make it a truly gourmet meal
cornonthekopp
I used to eat a packet of target brand tuna with a bowl of instant noodles for lunch some days when I worked at target. So i feel ya
PoopTransplant
Damn takis and tuna everyday? You need to get tested for mercury poisoning, and whatever cancer the takis have given you.
GuyFromLI747
I love lidl lemon pepper tuna with mayo onion powder nutritional yeast on an everything bagel
YamDankies
Turn it on her. Why is she dating an obvious psychopath?
Slash00611
Yeah she’s right man.
KingOfTheWorldxx
Ew bro I know your body hates you
Take care of yourself man
plasmapleasure
This is a bullshit
Buddy-Matt
Tuna from a packet is giving me cat food vibes
Ok_Wasabi_9512
Aren’t psychopaths risk takers? This looks tame and normal.
Kurotan
Eh, it’s better than my daily lunch.
My daily lunch:
Ronaldoughnut
Tuna is grand but not a fan of takis myself
februarytide-
Absolutely shitty, but why does this sound so damn good
kombucha-cha-cha7
It’s a variation of “fish and chips”
moneyinmyass
Takis everyday is concerning
iguessifigotta
I have every single both of these ingredients and I’m so excited to try it!!
Particular_Ad3366
Probably because you’re eating cat food
Bag-o-Bugs
Gotta get that daily red dye in I see 😭🔥
CeramicBean
Do you want them separately, because I could see dropping the tuna straight into the Takis bag and giving it a light mashing.
jordang61
Is there really such thing as sustainably caught tuna?
samsonite__
Wow. How do you make sure your breath isn’t rancid after
Prodrumer43
Now THIS, is a girl dinner. *Is the vape off screen?*
And_Yet_I_Live
I first read it as “questionably caught lemon pepper” without seeing “tuna”
ShitThatFucksWithMe
You a vet?
Dazzling-Pizza5141
I ain’t saying it’s bad, but every day. Do you got stock in TUMs
odhisub123
Macros go crazy
arealuser100notfake
I tried Takis a month ago and would never touch it again, can even fathom eating it daily
freshguy2002
Breath is probably lethal
BloodEagle89
Looks good to me. I like the ranch or jalapeño tuna with chicken in a biskit crackers.
Chey_guy4
A bathroom trip after that seems brutal
I-SHAVE-MINE-X-x
Yeah, that’s pretty fuckung weird I’ma sit somewhere else
greatthebob38
Bro, you need to eat healthier. Health insurance is going to claim your mercury levels were pre-existing
mairuhdee
I must also be a psycho because I think this looks like a good combo lol
chloe-et-al
i love this tuna flavor. ppl are ragging on u for no veggies, so here’s another evil meal you can do to add veggies: i get this tuna and mix it up with matchstick carrots and make like a tuna carrot pate. it’s delicious (and fucked up)
strolpol
Tuna every day is probably too much tuna, just from a heavy metal exposure perspective
anaheim3123
How to give yourself an ulcer 101
Wrong-Presence6179
I have heard the cries of the masses and this is my response:
I was actually unaware that eating too much tuna put you at risk of mercury poisoning. I will limit myself to two packets a week and find other options for the remaining three days (open to suggestions).
Per the Takis I am generally pretty unhealthily obsessed with any food that hurts a bit to eat (I’m also obsessed with sour candy). I’m not really sure if there are healthy outlets for this (cucumber with lime juice maybe?) but I’d love to hear some.
In general I am aware of how bad I eat and am taking steps to eat better, focusing on cooking in the house more often (making chicken and rice tonight). I simply thought it was humorous how shitty my lunches are. I will take better care of myself, no need to worry about me.
0459352278
I LOVE Takis with Polsky Ogorki 👌🙌👏👏👏 – YUMMALICIOUS!!!
SteamedPea
Daily dose of red 40
RobinGroovy76
Vegetables and fruits?! Five to 9 servings a day recommended. This is beyond gross.
42 Comments
I think I might agree
I see the vision, but I think you need some bread and mayo (and possibly a vegetable. Any. Of any kind) to make it a truly gourmet meal
I used to eat a packet of target brand tuna with a bowl of instant noodles for lunch some days when I worked at target. So i feel ya
Damn takis and tuna everyday? You need to get tested for mercury poisoning, and whatever cancer the takis have given you.
I love lidl lemon pepper tuna with mayo onion powder nutritional yeast on an everything bagel
Turn it on her. Why is she dating an obvious psychopath?
Yeah she’s right man.
Ew bro
I know your body hates you
Take care of yourself man
This is a bullshit
Tuna from a packet is giving me cat food vibes
Aren’t psychopaths risk takers? This looks tame and normal.
Eh, it’s better than my daily lunch.
My daily lunch:
Tuna is grand but not a fan of takis myself
Absolutely shitty, but why does this sound so damn good
It’s a variation of “fish and chips”
Takis everyday is concerning
I have every single both of these ingredients and I’m so excited to try it!!
Probably because you’re eating cat food
Gotta get that daily red dye in I see 😭🔥
Do you want them separately, because I could see dropping the tuna straight into the Takis bag and giving it a light mashing.
Is there really such thing as sustainably caught tuna?
Wow. How do you make sure your breath isn’t rancid after
Now THIS, is a girl dinner. *Is the vape off screen?*
I first read it as “questionably caught lemon pepper” without seeing “tuna”
You a vet?
I ain’t saying it’s bad, but every day. Do you got stock in TUMs
Macros go crazy
I tried Takis a month ago and would never touch it again, can even fathom eating it daily
Breath is probably lethal
Looks good to me. I like the ranch or jalapeño tuna with chicken in a biskit crackers.
A bathroom trip after that seems brutal
Yeah, that’s pretty fuckung weird I’ma sit somewhere else
Bro, you need to eat healthier. Health insurance is going to claim your mercury levels were pre-existing
I must also be a psycho because I think this looks like a good combo lol
i love this tuna flavor. ppl are ragging on u for no veggies, so here’s another evil meal you can do to add veggies: i get this tuna and mix it up with matchstick carrots and make like a tuna carrot pate. it’s delicious (and fucked up)
Tuna every day is probably too much tuna, just from a heavy metal exposure perspective
How to give yourself an ulcer 101
I have heard the cries of the masses and this is my response:
I was actually unaware that eating too much tuna put you at risk of mercury poisoning. I will limit myself to two packets a week and find other options for the remaining three days (open to suggestions).
Per the Takis I am generally pretty unhealthily obsessed with any food that hurts a bit to eat (I’m also obsessed with sour candy). I’m not really sure if there are healthy outlets for this (cucumber with lime juice maybe?) but I’d love to hear some.
In general I am aware of how bad I eat and am taking steps to eat better, focusing on cooking in the house more often (making chicken and rice tonight). I simply thought it was humorous how shitty my lunches are. I will take better care of myself, no need to worry about me.
I LOVE Takis with Polsky Ogorki 👌🙌👏👏👏
– YUMMALICIOUS!!!
Daily dose of red 40
Vegetables and fruits?! Five to 9 servings a day recommended. This is beyond gross.
…thinks?