This is probably what they give Lumon employees for lunch if they fail to meet expectations for that quarter
lordaskington
Approve the amount of phallic foods
Capital-Football4068
This is most definitely a “sharcootery” and not a “charcuterie”
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
I’ve heard of cocktail weiners, but this is ridiculous.
bigpinkmeow
Shitcootery 💩
EasyMobeasy
delicious sausage bouquet!
Sea_McMeme
If that was American cheese slices, this would remind me of many a childhood meal.
FluidsCKY
Shartcootery plate
PoopTransplant
When instead of mimosas your pounding brass monkeys
CosmosInSummer
That pickle looks darn good
RaptorRex787
This looks like the most german meal I’ve ever seen
Nervous-Donkey-4977
My god 5 forks and michelin star for the cheff
Just_Bit210
This is definitely a sharcootery board.
Meatyparts
That’s fancy AF A+ for effort
adnaneely
The glisten on those glizzys.
Fast_Ad7203
Id smash ngl
LurkerNan
That’s very much a common lunch for me, except they don’t like saltines, I have my crackers shipped to me from Partners. Ever since they stopped making Red Oval Farms stonewheat crackers this has been my go-to.
RowBoatCop36
What a beautiful glistening dog. Reminds me of Hulkamania in his prime.
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I love the plating!!
This is probably what they give Lumon employees for lunch if they fail to meet expectations for that quarter
Approve the amount of phallic foods
This is most definitely a “sharcootery” and not a “charcuterie”
I’ve heard of cocktail weiners, but this is ridiculous.
Shitcootery 💩
delicious sausage bouquet!
If that was American cheese slices, this would remind me of many a childhood meal.
Shartcootery plate
When instead of mimosas your pounding brass monkeys
That pickle looks darn good
This looks like the most german meal I’ve ever seen
My god 5 forks and michelin star for the cheff
This is definitely a sharcootery board.
That’s fancy AF A+ for effort
The glisten on those glizzys.
Id smash ngl
That’s very much a common lunch for me, except they don’t like saltines, I have my crackers shipped to me from Partners. Ever since they stopped making Red Oval Farms stonewheat crackers this has been my go-to.
What a beautiful glistening dog. Reminds me of Hulkamania in his prime.
Sharcootery is how you know this is American
Shitty boy dinner.
shartcoochie
Where’s the ramp
I know microwaved wieners when I see em 🤣
