The people over at the FryUp sub thought my breakfast was an affront to God and man.

by MrCockingFinally

40 Comments

  1. The people at FryUp are wrong, this looks hella good

  2. Vodkapencil

    Individual items look banging though. It’s just the combination of them that looks a bit off.

  3. dr_strange-love

    What’s that brown stuff between the sausage and the tomatoes? Caramelized onions?

  4. TheRateBeerian

    That’s a classic full English, no affront at all!

  5. automator3000

    I enjoy an English breakfast.

    But I also enjoy being able to move without sharting, so I’ll have half of that.

  6. Let me guess, they were upset because beans aren’t for breakfast?

    I would destroy that breakfast, glad you enjoyed it OP.

  7. Ok_Scientist_2762

    In the Boston area, you have to hunt and pay extra for this, and the portions are nowhere near this size. We call it a “Full Irish Breakfast”

  8. SalPistqchio

    Not in the least shitty. Doesn’t belong here.

  9. Opposite_of_Icarus

    Out of curiosity how much of this do you actually eat? Because I couldn’t finish even a quarter of that!

  10. ReeffaRay

    Uh, that bacon looks a little raw. Needs to be crispy.

  11. Gardengnome4

    This looks awesome! Are those tomatoes on the right? What did you do to them?

  12. Breaking-Who

    Yeah English breakfast always looks gross. Like the rest of the food over there.

  13. that looks amazing. with a pint of cold beer = pure bliss

  14. spookydooky69420

    People are so nitpicky. I think it looks great.

  15. RedditIsFascistShit4

    Sorry, but it’s done shitty. Blod sausage undercooked, onions look like shit. beans undercooked.

  16. Mmm those white chocolate chip chocolate cookies look really good!

    /s

  17. I eat everything except for the mushrooms, blood sausage (never had and scares me), and tomatoes.

  18. Pretzeltheman

    Dude, seriously? I’d kill for a full English that glorious right now! That’s freaking awesome!

  19. Murderphobic

    I would request this as my last meal if I were on death row. Don’t listen to the critics.

  20. ThePennedKitten

    Uncultured swine. Even my American ass knows what this is lol.

  21. Acceptable_Candle580

    They’re right. Why didn’t you cook your sausages?

  22. Looks good! It could be posted to r/decentfoodporn

  23. I live in the Midwest. A Full English Breakfast is on my bucket list.

    I will need to travel.

  24. lentilsenthusiast

    I, too, like to roll my sausage through lukewarm fat excactly once and call it done. NOT!

  25. VendettaBarreta

    Did you remember to fry the black pudding, it looks raw?

  26. Ok_Television9820

    Well, that glorious repast doesn’t belong here either. Keep looking!

  27. Fromthefunk

    Can I just also add 2 pieces of fully crispy American bacon on top of it all?

  28. FrankSonata

    I always thought a full English breakfast was basically the quintessential fryup. And [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_breakfast) confirms that “fry-up” is another name for “full English breakfast”. If anything fits that sub, this should.

    Also that looks fucking incredible.

  29. iamnotacrazyperson

    A friend of mine once made a two plate breakfast like this. His marriage ended a week later.

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