My college breakfast

by clayhair

27 Comments

  1. SuspiciousSeaweed757

    the singular dino nugget on a separate plate just rlly ties it all together

  2. Alternative_Pick_865

    This looks professionally photographed

  3. Payton03tamu

    Forcing all that down on an adderall takes some will power. Job well done!

  4. forevervalerie

    This reminds me of the opening of Napoleon Dynamite!

  5. AppUnwrapper1

    Aren’t you only supposed to eat one Brazil nut a day?

  6. elviswasmurdered

    Are you doing ok? Were you just feeling snacky, or do all your meals look this way?

    I had an ED in college and I took a few pictures almost identical to this thinking: “This is such a huge and crazy meal.” Most days I ate 2 meals this size and had one beer. Some days all I ate was 2 packets of belvita cookies. This picture made me chuckle because of the presentation but I did want to ask if you feel all right.

  7. Allenrw81

    That bottle’s going to be a bitch and a half to chew.

  8. TearOfTheStar

    I bet those pills are to counteract onset of depression after eating this.

  9. PineTreeCumrade

    the fact that this is unironically 5 more food items than the average college student’s breakfast

  10. AwkwardInmate

    Bro, eat. You’re gonna die, and lose all gainz.

  11. lilsophie05

    I thought the nuts and dates were sprouting hair until I realized the bowl is scratched 🤭

  12. REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

    I thought those was two roaches at first look 😆.

    Only thing edible is the pills 🤤

  13. My old college roommate would usually start his day with a bong hit and a Mtn Dew

  14. Possible-Skin2620

    I imagine a tiny usb-powered air fryer that can only fit a single Dino Nug

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