Half a pint of vodka later I made fried wings, fried rice, crab rangoons and broccoli.

by AllTheHubbubb

8 Comments

  1. BayAreaFever

    That beats most of what’s on this sub 10/10

  2. Jodies-9-inch-leg

    This is bs….

    This isn’t drunken cookery!!!

    Where’s the pictures of standing in front of the fridge eating half a jar of garlic stuffed olives and handfuls of shredded cheese???

    Where’s the pictures of dino nuggets smothered in ketchup and bbq sauce???

    Where are the pictures of microwaves full of cold mummified burritos the next day…. Because you were actually drunk and passed out after setting the timer to two minutes??

    Where are my brethren and sisttren who loaded an oven at 450° full of frozen hot wings because the microwave just wouldn’t cut it and woke up to a tray full of charcoal briquets and a house full of smoke…

    Pssshhhh drunken cookery indeed

  3. The “and broccoli” killed me lol well done my dude

  4. Exact-Celebration542

    Half pint, no wonder you were still able to execute.
    Your liver is still a toddler.

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