Think the sauce was too wet and too much of it, making the dough wetby ImprovisedLeaflet 22 Comments OrochiKarnov 7 months ago I thought this was a tipped over trashcan at first. Disintergr8tion 7 months ago One day you’re gonna make the most fire pizza.Today was not that day though. dystopianprom 7 months ago Oh dear KittyandPuppyMama 7 months ago Next time, try mixing the dough with flour and water, rather than things you found on the sidewalk. DangerDrake1 7 months ago  gnome_harvester 7 months ago This is pizzaslaughter, kind of like manslaughter but it’s pizza AutomaticAccident 7 months ago What’s the copy pasta where the guy’s like “My tv is broken and the kids are crying?” That’s what this pizza feels like. Lepke2011 7 months ago Mm-mmm! I can almost taste the disappointment in this photo! dtatge 7 months ago The crust is just a platform for the toppings which you immediately rip off as you take it out of the oven and then serve dtatge 7 months ago Are those all the same pizza?? LazyOldCat 7 months ago Bro, sweet ‘char’!! Working-Pop-9279 7 months ago 😭😭😭 DrLager 7 months ago Did you let the kids make that? Dramatic_Broccoli_91 7 months ago Were you trying to use store bought tortillas as your crust? Fishtaco1234 7 months ago Looks about right.. the best is when your whole family is around you telling you what to do.. Just-Call-Me-J 7 months ago WHAT DID YOU DO?! Easy-Concentrate2636 7 months ago Op’s kids are the only kids on the block who hate pizza night. Mike-the-gay 7 months ago Looks like a sole drunk asshole kicked the bin of and barfed on it. That’s right both the oven and the pizza look like TRASH! HoytG 7 months ago I feel this photo. My sympathies. Pizzas are hard as fuck to make for some reason. Dogekaliber 7 months ago This is a pizza abortion. Relevant-Force9513 7 months ago Nailed it. ColdBeerPirate 7 months ago Being born with a birth defect is a sad fact, not a crime.Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Disintergr8tion 7 months ago One day you’re gonna make the most fire pizza.Today was not that day though.
KittyandPuppyMama 7 months ago Next time, try mixing the dough with flour and water, rather than things you found on the sidewalk.
AutomaticAccident 7 months ago What’s the copy pasta where the guy’s like “My tv is broken and the kids are crying?” That’s what this pizza feels like.
dtatge 7 months ago The crust is just a platform for the toppings which you immediately rip off as you take it out of the oven and then serve
Fishtaco1234 7 months ago Looks about right.. the best is when your whole family is around you telling you what to do..
Mike-the-gay 7 months ago Looks like a sole drunk asshole kicked the bin of and barfed on it. That’s right both the oven and the pizza look like TRASH!
HoytG 7 months ago I feel this photo. My sympathies. Pizzas are hard as fuck to make for some reason.
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I thought this was a tipped over trashcan at first.
One day you’re gonna make the most fire pizza.
Today was not that day though.
Oh dear
Next time, try mixing the dough with flour and water, rather than things you found on the sidewalk.

This is pizzaslaughter, kind of like manslaughter but it’s pizza
What’s the copy pasta where the guy’s like “My tv is broken and the kids are crying?” That’s what this pizza feels like.
Mm-mmm! I can almost taste the disappointment in this photo!
The crust is just a platform for the toppings which you immediately rip off as you take it out of the oven and then serve
Are those all the same pizza??
Bro, sweet ‘char’!!
😭😭😭
Did you let the kids make that?
Were you trying to use store bought tortillas as your crust?
Looks about right.. the best is when your whole family is around you telling you what to do..
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Op’s kids are the only kids on the block who hate pizza night.
Looks like a sole drunk asshole kicked the bin of and barfed on it. That’s right both the oven and the pizza look like TRASH!
I feel this photo. My sympathies. Pizzas are hard as fuck to make for some reason.
This is a pizza abortion.
Nailed it.
Being born with a birth defect is a sad fact, not a crime.