Think the sauce was too wet and too much of it, making the dough wet by ImprovisedLeaflet 22 Comments OrochiKarnov 10 months ago I thought this was a tipped over trashcan at first. Disintergr8tion 10 months ago One day you’re gonna make the most fire pizza.Today was not that day though. dystopianprom 10 months ago Oh dear KittyandPuppyMama 10 months ago Next time, try mixing the dough with flour and water, rather than things you found on the sidewalk. DangerDrake1 10 months ago  gnome_harvester 10 months ago This is pizzaslaughter, kind of like manslaughter but it’s pizza AutomaticAccident 10 months ago What’s the copy pasta where the guy’s like “My tv is broken and the kids are crying?” That’s what this pizza feels like. Lepke2011 10 months ago Mm-mmm! I can almost taste the disappointment in this photo! dtatge 10 months ago The crust is just a platform for the toppings which you immediately rip off as you take it out of the oven and then serve dtatge 10 months ago Are those all the same pizza?? LazyOldCat 10 months ago Bro, sweet ‘char’!! Working-Pop-9279 10 months ago 😭😭😭 DrLager 10 months ago Did you let the kids make that? Dramatic_Broccoli_91 10 months ago Were you trying to use store bought tortillas as your crust? Fishtaco1234 10 months ago Looks about right.. the best is when your whole family is around you telling you what to do.. Just-Call-Me-J 10 months ago WHAT DID YOU DO?! Easy-Concentrate2636 10 months ago Op’s kids are the only kids on the block who hate pizza night. Mike-the-gay 10 months ago Looks like a sole drunk asshole kicked the bin of and barfed on it. That’s right both the oven and the pizza look like TRASH! HoytG 10 months ago I feel this photo. My sympathies. Pizzas are hard as fuck to make for some reason. Dogekaliber 10 months ago This is a pizza abortion. Relevant-Force9513 10 months ago Nailed it. ColdBeerPirate 10 months ago Being born with a birth defect is a sad fact, not a crime.Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Disintergr8tion 10 months ago One day you’re gonna make the most fire pizza.Today was not that day though.
KittyandPuppyMama 10 months ago Next time, try mixing the dough with flour and water, rather than things you found on the sidewalk.
AutomaticAccident 10 months ago What’s the copy pasta where the guy’s like “My tv is broken and the kids are crying?” That’s what this pizza feels like.
dtatge 10 months ago The crust is just a platform for the toppings which you immediately rip off as you take it out of the oven and then serve
Fishtaco1234 10 months ago Looks about right.. the best is when your whole family is around you telling you what to do..
Mike-the-gay 10 months ago Looks like a sole drunk asshole kicked the bin of and barfed on it. That’s right both the oven and the pizza look like TRASH!
HoytG 10 months ago I feel this photo. My sympathies. Pizzas are hard as fuck to make for some reason.
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I thought this was a tipped over trashcan at first.
One day you’re gonna make the most fire pizza.
Today was not that day though.
Oh dear
Next time, try mixing the dough with flour and water, rather than things you found on the sidewalk.

This is pizzaslaughter, kind of like manslaughter but it’s pizza
What’s the copy pasta where the guy’s like “My tv is broken and the kids are crying?” That’s what this pizza feels like.
Mm-mmm! I can almost taste the disappointment in this photo!
The crust is just a platform for the toppings which you immediately rip off as you take it out of the oven and then serve
Are those all the same pizza??
Bro, sweet ‘char’!!
😭😭😭
Did you let the kids make that?
Were you trying to use store bought tortillas as your crust?
Looks about right.. the best is when your whole family is around you telling you what to do..
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Op’s kids are the only kids on the block who hate pizza night.
Looks like a sole drunk asshole kicked the bin of and barfed on it. That’s right both the oven and the pizza look like TRASH!
I feel this photo. My sympathies. Pizzas are hard as fuck to make for some reason.
This is a pizza abortion.
Nailed it.
Being born with a birth defect is a sad fact, not a crime.