In his defense it looks like some pretty shitty pizza anyway
brendamrl
r/futurecanoe ahh crimes
the2nddoctor111
Your son is a goddamn psychopath.
zinjanthropus99
It is a crime against pizza!
JTB696699
I mean, he probably didn’t want crust, he was mostly center and even with his cut, it didn’t really ruin any of the slices (I’ve never heard anyone say the tip of the slice is their favorite), unless it was one of those cheese volcano pizzas and he took the entire volcano from the middle for himself, I don’t see a crime, I do see something r/mildlyinfuriating
pizzabyummy
And now he’s your son no more
DubRogers
Love and patience will sort that right out. Don’t give up on him!
Thablackguy
That’s just unnecessary.
GreenThunder18
Give him up to an orphanage
thisisnotme78721
have you tried this great pizza topping called “foster care”?
m0dern_x
What a turd bag.
ImpressiveFox8840
Masterpiece!😂
ScryAgain
How old is he?
I_Piccini
Why did you add cat food on your pizza?
juijaislayer
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Big-Al97
Both should go to jail. Who taught him that this was ok?
Olivia_Bitsui
I mean, at least he used the pizza cutter and not his hands or mouth.
Riverjig
This is why tigers eat their young..
Minute-Weekend5234
Put him down. What’s 17 more years? You can start again. Make another one.
Different_Lemon_7656
Shit pizza and failure at parenting
RibeyeTenderloin
It’s a pizza donut now
ThinkIcameheretoread
Your son has enabled thousands of us for when a company throws a pizza party
LifeLikeAGrapefruit
The pizza doesn’t look great anyway, but a message should be sent or else such behavior may escalate. I suggest probation and community service.
SoupieLC
That’s quite an impressive circle if he cut it with the pizza slicer
Kidafroo
Dew it
boopityschmoopz
Unhinged. This is like taking a bite out of a full KitKat
wolfgang784
Lol. Is he like 14? Seems like a joke a young teenager would pull.
balki_123
Did he make dry looking pizza with questionable toppings?
He just made a place to put cup with dip in. He is clever.
buttcrackmenace
Guillotine
DIJames6
Oh, hell no.. Send him to boarding school immediately..
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In his defense it looks like some pretty shitty pizza anyway
r/futurecanoe ahh crimes
Your son is a goddamn psychopath.
It is a crime against pizza!
I mean, he probably didn’t want crust, he was mostly center and even with his cut, it didn’t really ruin any of the slices (I’ve never heard anyone say the tip of the slice is their favorite), unless it was one of those cheese volcano pizzas and he took the entire volcano from the middle for himself, I don’t see a crime, I do see something r/mildlyinfuriating
And now he’s your son no more
Love and patience will sort that right out. Don’t give up on him!
That’s just unnecessary.
Give him up to an orphanage
have you tried this great pizza topping called “foster care”?
What a turd bag.
Masterpiece!😂
How old is he?
Why did you add cat food on your pizza?
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Both should go to jail. Who taught him that this was ok?
I mean, at least he used the pizza cutter and not his hands or mouth.
This is why tigers eat their young..
Put him down. What’s 17 more years? You can start again. Make another one.
Shit pizza and failure at parenting
It’s a pizza donut now
Your son has enabled thousands of us for when a company throws a pizza party
The pizza doesn’t look great anyway, but a message should be sent or else such behavior may escalate. I suggest probation and community service.
That’s quite an impressive circle if he cut it with the pizza slicer
Dew it
Unhinged. This is like taking a bite out of a full KitKat
Lol. Is he like 14? Seems like a joke a young teenager would pull.
Did he make dry looking pizza with questionable toppings?
He just made a place to put cup with dip in. He is clever.
Guillotine
Oh, hell no.. Send him to boarding school immediately..
Send them to juvenile detention!