“Yea? Gonna get taco filling all over the fucking table you fucking pig??”
“Yea? Gonna get taco filling all over the fucking table you fucking pig??”
by MrMagoo82
4 Comments
Alternative-Bobcat43
“You would do that, wouldn’t you? And you only tipped 27%? Fucking knew it.”
LehighAce06
I definitely read this post title in Jason Statham’s voice
(Clarification: in Nick Kroll’s impression of Jason Statham’s voice)
OhCrapItsYouAgain
To be fair, it looks like you’re eating that taco like a fucking monster, though.
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, judging by the serving vessel (which is usually accompanied by a lunch tray-type situation, btw…for this exact reason), that this is one of those fancy schmancy taco spots that puts crème freche on a sirloin steak taco with horseradish marinated onions or something….and by “taking tacos to the next level” they’ve made the taco require a plate/lunch tray to catch spillover: something that, by design, a taco shouldn’t require. Your tortilla should be the plate.
EmployerOk7764
Is this the Velvet Taco? The tacos are delicious, but the lack of an actual plate has frustrated me. The napkins aren’t enough for some of those beastly creations.
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“You would do that, wouldn’t you? And you only tipped 27%? Fucking knew it.”
I definitely read this post title in Jason Statham’s voice
(Clarification: in Nick Kroll’s impression of Jason Statham’s voice)
To be fair, it looks like you’re eating that taco like a fucking monster, though.
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, judging by the serving vessel (which is usually accompanied by a lunch tray-type situation, btw…for this exact reason), that this is one of those fancy schmancy taco spots that puts crème freche on a sirloin steak taco with horseradish marinated onions or something….and by “taking tacos to the next level” they’ve made the taco require a plate/lunch tray to catch spillover: something that, by design, a taco shouldn’t require. Your tortilla should be the plate.
Is this the Velvet Taco? The tacos are delicious, but the lack of an actual plate has frustrated me. The napkins aren’t enough for some of those beastly creations.