My wife’s disgustingly dry pork tenderloin, cooked for about 4 hours.
However, it is how she likes it.
by bungdaddy
36 Comments
South-Rabbit-4064
I thought this was shredded uncooked mushrooms
People need to let things rest
Wasting_Time1234
Pork TENDERLOIN isn’t meant to be cooked for 4 hours…
lyingdogfacepony66
Tenderloin or loin. Neither has much fat for that sort of cooking. Lots of chewing.
CarmenxXxWaldo
My wife cooked the shit out of meat. I cook things properly and gradually cooked beef less well done and now she will eat medium rare. This took a couple years. Gotta lead by example not talk shit to strangers on reddit, some people got no one cooking for them.
Preemptively_Extinct
I’m sending help!
VirtuesVice666
Your wife saw this post. Enjoy the couch tonight. I hear that is dry as well….
aoldotcumdotcom
Sis she cook it IN a campfire?
PJkazama
anyone else see a dragon with wings?
girthington
this is so fucking funny to me for some reason
Ruby-Orchid
Tell her to try carnitas.
uncleozzy
So this is how I find out my wife has another husband? Fuck.
NickySnowflake
I’d still eat that. Give your wife my number.
DoubleDeckerz
My jaw would be in bits after eating this.
Fast-Ad-6620
Color me shocked, but bro with some beans and rice this would totally smack.
Can neither confirm nor deny if I’m messsssican.
CMDR_ETNC
Cooked for 4 hours then left on the table for another 4? Jeez
Batou02
What kind of mineral is that?
Ok_Orchid1004
Tenderloin cooked 4 hours???!!!?!????!
mykitkatischunky
Ain’t nothing tender about that loin.
hustle_krow
All of the tender has been cooked out of that loin.
VoicePlayz
morbidcuriosity86
Thought thay said cooked for 4 days😂
chazd1984
I remember early in my cooking journey I thought pork loin would be delicious cooked in a slow cooker until it was for tender…..couldn’t even fake it, had to throw it out
LouGossetJr
my wife likes her shake n bake pork chops cooked to the consistency of leather.
Sneaky-Goose
It’s almost at pork jerky at this point.
NhylX
You’re going to need about a mile of dental floss…
DirtSpecialist8797
It honestly doesn’t look that bad. I’d just sauce it up and make sandwiches with it.
Electronic-Hope-1
Was it cooked on Very High for 4 hours?
prairiefarmer
I’ve carefully cook whole tenderloins,want a wee bit of pink inside,sooo juicy🤤
ShiftyState
Looks like wood out of a log-splitter.
dyheph
I bet she loves carnitas
ApolloAuto
I need to start fixing my marital issues in this manner. New relationship fix just dropped.
36 Comments
I thought this was shredded uncooked mushrooms
People need to let things rest
Pork TENDERLOIN isn’t meant to be cooked for 4 hours…
Tenderloin or loin. Neither has much fat for that sort of cooking. Lots of chewing.
My wife cooked the shit out of meat. I cook things properly and gradually cooked beef less well done and now she will eat medium rare. This took a couple years. Gotta lead by example not talk shit to strangers on reddit, some people got no one cooking for them.
I’m sending help!
Your wife saw this post. Enjoy the couch tonight. I hear that is dry as well….
Sis she cook it IN a campfire?
anyone else see a dragon with wings?
this is so fucking funny to me for some reason
Tell her to try carnitas.
So this is how I find out my wife has another husband? Fuck.
I’d still eat that. Give your wife my number.
My jaw would be in bits after eating this.
Color me shocked, but bro with some beans and rice this would totally smack.
Can neither confirm nor deny if I’m messsssican.
Cooked for 4 hours then left on the table for another 4? Jeez
What kind of mineral is that?
Tenderloin cooked 4 hours???!!!?!????!
Ain’t nothing tender about that loin.
All of the tender has been cooked out of that loin.
Thought thay said cooked for 4 days😂
I remember early in my cooking journey I thought pork loin would be delicious cooked in a slow cooker until it was for tender…..couldn’t even fake it, had to throw it out
my wife likes her shake n bake pork chops cooked to the consistency of leather.
It’s almost at pork jerky at this point.
You’re going to need about a mile of dental floss…
It honestly doesn’t look that bad. I’d just sauce it up and make sandwiches with it.
Was it cooked on Very High for 4 hours?
I’ve carefully cook whole tenderloins,want a wee bit of pink inside,sooo juicy🤤
Looks like wood out of a log-splitter.
I bet she loves carnitas
I need to start fixing my marital issues in this manner. New relationship fix just dropped.
Make some gravy
More like Tougherloin, amirite????
This the stuff they make ikea furniture with
What a waste of meat. So dry and chewy.
-Preheat oven @ 300°
-Season w/ oil and spices
-Put in oven until greyish (25-30min)
-Raise to 450°-500° until crisp
-Let rest 8-10min. Enjoy!