Finger cots. If you’re not turning to your coworker and telling them the condoms they ordered have arrived, are you even a line cook?
Finger cots. If you’re not turning to your coworker and telling them the condoms they ordered have arrived, are you even a line cook?
by Sirnando138
22 Comments
Budget-Advisor-6321
those are perfectly normal sized condoms wdym
Critical-Ad1317
Those are the magnum condoms I think?
kidneyboy79
Condoms, Rose! Condoms, condoms, condoms!
linecookdaddy
I usually say they’re my condoms, but yeah
Novice-smokes
I’m the cook who turns around and says “look! My condoms finally got here. Might be a bit big though”
122_Hours_Of_Fear
I tried putting some on as a joke. Didn’t fit at all. They were way too big.
KDotDot88
I call them fingy condoms, but I describe them like wearing the shooting sleeves the basketball players wear!
ProperPerspective571
I did this once, was reprimanded and had to take a sexual harassment course, smfh
SydneyErinMeow
Your BBC-Cs, chef
barnsbarnsnmorebarns
Do you have any small sized?
mayormaynotbelurking
Bonus points if the rest of the line are women
spytez
Never heard of a finger cot. You’re fingers not sleeping on it. That’s a finger condom. You gotta slip it on and get into the action. Plus you don’t wanna get your meals pregnant.
ygg_studios
I am told this is a perfectly adequate size
revjor
My poor manager had to teach our 17yo HS girl coworker how to use one of these when she cut her finger.
It went as awkwardly as you can imagine.
TiLeddit
My dad pulled this on me when I was eleven or twelve. Returning from 3-4 months on ship he gave me a huge bag with finger cots telling me they’re condoms.
eehr, ok Put the bag away without inspecting them and during dinner he asked if they fit (in non-english) – I understood his question as if he was asking if it was a fitting gift, and said yes. The whole table exploded. I didn’t get it and we repeated the whole ordeal twice.
tldr, my whole family thought/thinks I have a tiny member.
ZayreBlairdere
They act like a cock ring by cutting off circulation to your Johnson….If you leave them on, the Nihilists come and cut off your Johnson.
ohheyhowsitgoin
A girl made this joke just before I fired her. Firing was not related to the joke, but the timing really couldn’t have been worse.
Gogo83770
My first experience with these was over fifteen years ago because my cat had thyroid disease. He would spit out his pills no matter what, and we had to switch to a transdermal gel. Slip on finger condom, rub gel on ear. I have super bad ADHD, and am not the most tidy person, so these would end up lying about, here, and there, but the cat got his meds twice a day, on time, no matter where his furry butt was in the house. My boyfriend at the time (his childhood cat) hated the fact that these would be left around. Now I know why. Tiny penis jokes.
fingers
Lesbian condoms. Stuff cotton in the tip if your femme rocks nails.
Wiggie49
Oops, I dropped my monster condom for my MAGNUM fingers
BotGirlFall
I take them up to my favorite regulars at the bar and tell them that. They crack up every time
22 Comments
those are perfectly normal sized condoms wdym
Those are the magnum condoms I think?
Condoms, Rose! Condoms, condoms, condoms!
I usually say they’re my condoms, but yeah
I’m the cook who turns around and says “look! My condoms finally got here. Might be a bit big though”
I tried putting some on as a joke. Didn’t fit at all. They were way too big.
I call them fingy condoms, but I describe them like wearing the shooting sleeves the basketball players wear!
I did this once, was reprimanded and had to take a sexual harassment course, smfh
Your BBC-Cs, chef
Do you have any small sized?
Bonus points if the rest of the line are women
Never heard of a finger cot. You’re fingers not sleeping on it. That’s a finger condom. You gotta slip it on and get into the action. Plus you don’t wanna get your meals pregnant.
I am told this is a perfectly adequate size
My poor manager had to teach our 17yo HS girl coworker how to use one of these when she cut her finger.
It went as awkwardly as you can imagine.
My dad pulled this on me when I was eleven or twelve. Returning from 3-4 months on ship he gave me a huge bag with finger cots telling me they’re condoms.
eehr, ok Put the bag away without inspecting them and during dinner he asked if they fit (in non-english) – I understood his question as if he was asking if it was a fitting gift, and said yes. The whole table exploded. I didn’t get it and we repeated the whole ordeal twice.
tldr, my whole family thought/thinks I have a tiny member.
They act like a cock ring by cutting off circulation to your Johnson….If you leave them on, the Nihilists come and cut off your Johnson.
A girl made this joke just before I fired her. Firing was not related to the joke, but the timing really couldn’t have been worse.
My first experience with these was over fifteen years ago because my cat had thyroid disease. He would spit out his pills no matter what, and we had to switch to a transdermal gel. Slip on finger condom, rub gel on ear. I have super bad ADHD, and am not the most tidy person, so these would end up lying about, here, and there, but the cat got his meds twice a day, on time, no matter where his furry butt was in the house. My boyfriend at the time (his childhood cat) hated the fact that these would be left around. Now I know why. Tiny penis jokes.
Lesbian condoms. Stuff cotton in the tip if your femme rocks nails.
Oops, I dropped my monster condom for my MAGNUM fingers
I take them up to my favorite regulars at the bar and tell them that. They crack up every time
Leprechaundoms