A friend keeps ordering this asparagus/hollandaise sauce/ham pizza and I think it’s diabolical
A friend keeps ordering this asparagus/hollandaise sauce/ham pizza and I think it’s diabolical
by Honest_Isopod_4522
35 Comments
Curious_Strike_5379
Needs hanging in the Metropolitan museum of art!
ttortellinii
I think the toppings are fine actually but the way they are put on there is disgusting af!
McFriendly
Where is this, so I can never *ever* go there?
RatzMand0
is he german?
rednosed94
Excuse me, but are those actual eggs?
Smelly-Cat_1
Guinea-Pig-Cafe
ES IST SPARGELZEIT
Greymeade
Might work on a white pizza with a more appetizing presentation of the toppings, but mixing those flavors with tomato sauce is diabolical.
island-breeze
Am i too pregnant or does that actually looks good? In my defense i didn’t have a problem with boiled eggs/asparagus on pizza before getting pregnant. I would keep the hollandaise on the side tough.
TwistedClyster
The ham looks like fortune cookies and now that’s all I want, ham with an uplifting little note.
goobsplat
Uncut toppings on an uncut pizza. Goodness…
RelativeID
Have an upvote. You need to pick better friends.
M-ABaldelli
…Friend?
Who hurt them when they were a child? Do we have to pull out the anatomical dolls and ask where the bad man touched them?
At this point I’m beyond calling it diabolical. Geneva should be called for the crimes against humanity that are being committed for this.. this… *afterbirth*.
rfjedwards
Said in Billy Butcher’s voice – Diabolical!
Rob_LeMatic
Let’s not overlook the crime scene in the background. Is that cucumber and vomit on that other pizza?
b-rar
Maybe, *maybe* chopped up and cooked with the pizza and not just thrown on there could I could see it. As is though, this is a war crime
CantankerousOrder
Felony Topping Possession with Intent to Distribute (poorly).
Slice and dice that stuff up so it’s at least even and then it’s just a case of not being mainstream, but the real crime is on the serving – half the slices won’t have all the ingredients and those that do will only have one at a time in maybe every other bite.
DraconicBlade
Loving the uncooked cold cuts thrown on top of the 38 dollar pizza, exactly as many fucks as this deserves.
AdPuzzleheaded4795
I make some killer breakfast pizza, but this seems bad. They charge people money for this??
Tasty-Pineapple-
Is that tartar sauce in the second picture
Anvillior
Is that a fawking cucumber pizza…
free_based_potato
the pizza looks good, which makes those toppings even worse.
goobsplat
Would eat all of it if everything was cut and arranged
Eh-Eh-Ronn
More than once??? You need a better friend
RandyFunRuiner
Is this from Germany? Cause I’ve only ever seen this in Germany.
PineappleTargaryen
CUT THE TOPPINGS. Also, is that Tartar sauce? Where is this?
gabagobbler
All of those toppings would work separately (except the eggs that’s just fucking crazy) but together it is a true abomination and an affront to God and pizza lovers everywhere.
GastonJ86
That is an abomination
thmegmar
Ok but the other one has zucchini…
Sleepy-Blonde
Ingredients are fine, it’s the execution that’s a crime
deltree711
Yeah, the toppings are questionable, but it’s their distribution that’s truly criminal here.
MDawg1019
Yeah that’s foul. I’d still give it the old college try though lmao.
CharmingAwareness545
That’s a proper pizza crime. I’d say 2mo with parole. All ingredients are good on their own
2020mademejoinreddit
Cut the asparagus. Spread the sauce. Cut up the eggs. Also, put them in the oven together. This looks like everything was put on the pizza after it came out of the oven.
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Needs hanging in the Metropolitan museum of art!
I think the toppings are fine actually but the way they are put on there is disgusting af!
Where is this, so I can never *ever* go there?
is he german?
Excuse me, but are those actual eggs?
ES IST SPARGELZEIT
Might work on a white pizza with a more appetizing presentation of the toppings, but mixing those flavors with tomato sauce is diabolical.
Am i too pregnant or does that actually looks good? In my defense i didn’t have a problem with boiled eggs/asparagus on pizza before getting pregnant. I would keep the hollandaise on the side tough.
The ham looks like fortune cookies and now that’s all I want, ham with an uplifting little note.
Uncut toppings on an uncut pizza. Goodness…
Have an upvote. You need to pick better friends.
…Friend?
Who hurt them when they were a child? Do we have to pull out the anatomical dolls and ask where the bad man touched them?
At this point I’m beyond calling it diabolical. Geneva should be called for the crimes against humanity that are being committed for this.. this… *afterbirth*.
Said in Billy Butcher’s voice – Diabolical!
Let’s not overlook the crime scene in the background. Is that cucumber and vomit on that other pizza?
Maybe, *maybe* chopped up and cooked with the pizza and not just thrown on there could I could see it. As is though, this is a war crime
Felony Topping Possession with Intent to Distribute (poorly).
Slice and dice that stuff up so it’s at least even and then it’s just a case of not being mainstream, but the real crime is on the serving – half the slices won’t have all the ingredients and those that do will only have one at a time in maybe every other bite.
Loving the uncooked cold cuts thrown on top of the 38 dollar pizza, exactly as many fucks as this deserves.
I make some killer breakfast pizza, but this seems bad. They charge people money for this??
Is that tartar sauce in the second picture
Is that a fawking cucumber pizza…
the pizza looks good, which makes those toppings even worse.
Would eat all of it if everything was cut and arranged
More than once??? You need a better friend
Is this from Germany? Cause I’ve only ever seen this in Germany.
CUT THE TOPPINGS. Also, is that Tartar sauce? Where is this?
All of those toppings would work separately (except the eggs that’s just fucking crazy) but together it is a true abomination and an affront to God and pizza lovers everywhere.
That is an abomination
Ok but the other one has zucchini…
Ingredients are fine, it’s the execution that’s a crime
Yeah, the toppings are questionable, but it’s their distribution that’s truly criminal here.
Yeah that’s foul. I’d still give it the old college try though lmao.
That’s a proper pizza crime. I’d say 2mo with parole. All ingredients are good on their own
Cut the asparagus. Spread the sauce. Cut up the eggs. Also, put them in the oven together. This looks like everything was put on the pizza after it came out of the oven.
