How do I make Vegan salmon, asking for a friend

by HangOutWithG

32 Comments

  1. hexxcellent

    Dude. I’d just flat out say, I’m sorry we can’t serve you here. What kind of Darwin Award nominee goes to a restaurant that exclusively serves their exact allergens?

    Like sushi’s my favorite food but I really don’t know what you’re expected to do here. Just splat the seaweed and cucumber on a sterilized plate???

  2. Appropriate_Cup6414

    When I get these tickets, I am always SO tempted to announce to everyone (open kitchen) that we have to wash and sanitize everything before we even think about making their order. So not only does this table know I take this shit seriously, but it also impedes the efficiency of getting everyone else’s order out. I really don’t appreciate people willingly putting their life in my hands. To me, it’s fucked up when you think about it.

  3. ChrisRiley_42

    They are clearly allergic to vegans, so only carnivores can make their meal…

  4. genSpliceAnnunaKi001

    I’m a waiter…. I’ve actually said. “Ohh … me too… we’ll do our best but that stuff is every where”.. while I scratch my arm.

  5. apoptyGin69

    So frustrating. I feel you. Want to yell at the customers and the servers in equal parts. Don’t waste our time in the back!!!

  6. Just don’t go out to eat. I know it’s mean and it’s nice to go out, but that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.

  7. radicalgrandpa

    You can’t even eat seaweed if you have a shellfish allergy because of possible cross contamination. I wouldn’t entertain the idea of serving them at a *sushi restaurant* because that’s a massive liability.

  8. QuantamCulture

    That *Salmon Sashimi* better be **vegan** 😡😡

  9. RunninWild17

    Nope. Sorry, you don’t get to eat out, too much risk to serve.

  10. Hostile1974

    Does this shit happen in Europe? I’ve had a pizza restaurant/bar for 13 years in Taiwan. Maybe one person said they had an allergy. An American tourist, if memory serves.

  11. DatsunTigger

    I have a non fatal tree nut allergy. It makes me itchy, red, swollen and uncomfortable. This means that I have to be careful eating certain cuisines (Middle Eastern/Indian mostly which sucks because what I’ve been able to eat has been delicious!! I know I’m missing out on the bigger picture and it makes me sad!) For restaurants I have never been to, I call in advance, explain, see if they can accommodate. If not, cool by me.

    But this right here is bullshit. This is just someone looking for a fight or free meal/internet fame or worse, a payout. OP, you are well within your rights to deny service based on not being able to accommodate their allergen needs.

  12. Sudden-Lavishness738

    That table needs to go home and eat food they can make for themselves, wtf.

  13. Original-Tune1471

    This is better than the lady I had the other day return a $60 SASHIMI platter because she didn’t know it was raw lol.

  14. Incredulity1995

    I mean, if you made it work, respect but genuinely curious do you not refuse service to people like this? I mean, even the tiniest mistake could send them to the hospital if they actually deal with those allergies.

  15. ApprehensiveTooter

    I am allergic to vegans and vegetarians too I think?

  16. mynameisnotsparta

    Unfortunately we cannot serve you at this establishment as we are unable to accommodate all of your dietary and allergy requirements.

    What bonehead orders salmon sushi if they are vegan?

  17. Informal_Exit4477

    I’d straight up just serve them a glass of water

  18. So they are probably pescatarian. Only eat fish but vegan/veg for all other areas. That said, they need to get bent with all those mods.

  19. NickoftheNorth37

    Ok, but how do you make a vegan salmon roll? Just not add the salmon?

  20. TinkerHell_96

    I notice there are 4 guests for the table and 3 serves of the new style ordered, perhaps it’s a case of only one person is vegetarian/vegan and the other 3 guests are having the salmon? In which case the server should have put “not for seat X” or similar to avoid confusion.

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