Was there a crime committed here?

by CCFATFAT

17 Comments

  1. blue_blue_blue_blue

    I love me a good green curry, but the soupiness of this pizza alone constitutes a felony.

  2. Blastoplast

    Looks like my dog ate some rabbit turds from the grass outside and puked up their afternoon lunch all over this pizza.

  3. ttortellinii

    I’m sorry but this looks like vomit on a pizza..

  4. Pizza should never be “wet.” It can be saucy, it can be oily, but damp, humid, or moist are right out.

  5. smallestpigever

    Shit like this frustrates me so much because I love esoteric pizza ideas so much, but the execution of this otherwise interesting pizza idea is fucking appalling. Reminds me of the hollandaise, ham, and egg pizza from the other day. Why is it all just slopped on there? This could never taste good when it’s this wet and nasty-looking.

  6. Doesn’t look appetizing, but Thai green curry is one of the best things on this planet, so this has to be good. Kinda like the post a few days ago where some dude plopped butter chicken on top of his pizza. Looked like shit, but probably tasted amazing.

    No crime here I say!

  7. Cryptic_254

    I used to make a yellow curry with banana pizza. Once people got their mind over it, was actually pretty tasty.

  8. HasNoGreeting

    Kinda? If I were doing this, I’d pick out the solid bits to go on the pizza and keep the sauce on the side for dipping purposes.

  9. No-Elephant4615

    Lots of water which will soak the dough….the pizza doesn’t like anything that releases water…..

  10. scaremanga

    I’m all for creative pizza, but there are some things that shouldn’t be mixed. This looks like soup on top of pizza. There are ways to get curry pizza without resorting to this. Or, like, have a bowl of curry next to your pizza, use it as dipping (like naan)?

    I’d probably get banned from the stonerfood sub, maybe it is time. But they like mixing shit together, so they might enjoy me trashing their concoctions.

  11. NorthernAphid

    That looks like the frozen green curry from Trader Joe’s

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