I prefer the one on the right.

by bikersquid

38 Comments

  1. Bladrak01

    I open them like the one on the right,but I also make the opening a little bit bigger.

  2. Jimidasquid

    Depends on how much oil I spilled on the floor…

  3. ranting_chef

    The right one.

    There’s a special place in hell for the people who just rip off the top.

  4. Business-Soft2356

    The top. The entire top. Also, fu*k my big truck for not sending the blue box.

  5. slowsunday

    Open the top completely and pour into a deli. No open salt box’s in my kitchen

  6. A properly executed  single knuckle punch on one of those is one life’s little joys

  7. Dapper-Tour7078

    Her vs the girl he told you not to worry about.

  8. Spare-Half796

    I dont think I’ve ever opened one of these, there’s always at least 2 or 3 open because no one has eyes so even when I finish one I just take the other already open one

  9. energyinmotion

    I take a knife and cut a small hole in the top corner somewhere.

    Both of the perforations that come with the box are terrible.

  10. I’m so jealous of anyone that confident, I feel like it’s an allegory for male urination from 39 to 40.

  11. TheProofsinthePastis

    Depends what I’m opening it for. Blanch pot, big hole, filling the salt at my station, small hole.

  12. Thebassistcain

    Doesn’t matter to me, but the apparent answer in my kitchen is “both”.

    Especially when i try to stop the pour by tilting the box back, subsequently pouring out the other side all over my fuckin arm.

    Bunch of troglodytes.

  13. One on the right spills on the counter. Better to transfer to a bowl at home, or another container at work 😉

  14. boom_squid

    We weren’t supposed to samurai sword the top off?!

  15. The left always because I stick to my old ways. Plus the pour is unmatched.

  16. phillip42069

    Fuck both of those. Tear top off and deli that shit.

  17. Someone tried to Mandela effect style gaslight me over these and say they *always* had the tiny spout side.

    There’s one in my kitchen with only the triangle tab.

  18. samuelgato

    I swear people in my kitchen open both every. damn. time.

    Just a pet peeve of mine. One person opens a box of salt, puts it away with the unopened side facing out. Next person doesn’t see that it’s already opened so they open the other side.

  19. ItsYaBoyTarkus

    I open the small opening, but give it an hour and both sides are open.

  20. SheebaThrowAway

    Straight into quart containers cause some smarty pants will make a mess of the open box

  21. tattoochef88

    One of each and another with the top ripped off. It’s only right if you have three opened full boxes at once because fuck Fifo and every other organization systems anyways. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  22. nottomelvinbrag

    Call me la de da but decant into a gastro

  23. BobSagieBauls

    I’m gonna tear it off at the end anyways why add extra steps?

  24. Powerful-Ad3677

    Dumbest thing I ever saw was pulling a box off the shelf that appeared to be unopened…but someone had just sheared off a corner of it instead.

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