I made these when I was blitzed. Got down voted on foodporn.
I made these when I was blitzed. Got down voted on foodporn.
by 10_pounds_of_salt
26 Comments
Blackout2814
I could practice for hours and still not make anything as ornate as this.
OkInterview3864
Eeez kind of a masterpiece
LickMyBootyh0le
You have found your people, young padawan. Also r/stonerfood
OOOdragonessOOO
food porn is too snobby, then rolls in comments why you posting here that looks good 😆 neeeroommmm over your head
Hopeful_Pear_8747
Bay leaves sent me 🤣definitely a nice touch. I would totally smash that. Ranch or sour cream? Red and green taco sauce, red pepper flakes, cheese, all smothered onto Tina’s or El Monterey frozen burritos? I just checked the freezer 5 minutes ago and this is what I wanted to make. So sad. Looks bomb rn
YouAndYourPPareGross
I like your garnish of…Bay leaves? Nice.
FarCritical
I mean it at least it looks elegant
Posterize4VC
What kind of burritos are they
Pernicious_Possum
Yeah, def not food porn. Here, or stoner food. 10/10 would smash though
GhostHostLMD
The random bayleaf garnish lmao
Matix411
Would
stefferier
How about r/decentfoodporn ?
turtlerepresentative
the bay leaves ?????!
TraditionalClass5063
Honestly this looks gas
MainelyNH
Don’t feel bad, everything short of perfection gets downvoted on r/foodporn. Wouldn’t exactly say this is r/shittyfoodporn either though. r/stonerfood is probably more appropriate.
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Prime624
Only questionable thing about this is the bright sauce. Looks like it has food coloring in it, I thought it was a crepe with raspberry sauce at first.
ETA: The bleach burritos are off putting too lol. I mean, I’d smash, but the appearance is meh.
MarzipanPlane9490
But it’s so pretty🥹
KrissiKross
That’s actually a work of art lol
grumpy_tired_bean
that looks delicious
RiverOhRiver86
My dad was commitioned for something like that as a broke art student back in 1982.
cutezombiedoll
Looks a lot like the frozen burritos I like to make for myself, only without the cheese sauce. I always keep a jar of queso dip for quesadillas and frozen burritos.
OrangeClyde
The bay leaf garnishes 🤣🤣🤣
Obant
This is what my gf does to frozen burritos. Honestly, I prefer them cheap and dirty. A real burritos? Yeah, gimme all the extras. A frozen little burritos turd, though? It’s much better with just hot sauce, imo.
Deucalion666
So what are we looking at here fella? What’s in the wraps, and what’s the sauce all over ‘em.
26 Comments
I could practice for hours and still not make anything as ornate as this.
Eeez kind of a masterpiece
You have found your people, young padawan. Also r/stonerfood
food porn is too snobby, then rolls in comments why you posting here that looks good 😆 neeeroommmm over your head
Bay leaves sent me 🤣definitely a nice touch. I would totally smash that. Ranch or sour cream? Red and green taco sauce, red pepper flakes, cheese, all smothered onto Tina’s or El Monterey frozen burritos? I just checked the freezer 5 minutes ago and this is what I wanted to make. So sad. Looks bomb rn
I like your garnish of…Bay leaves? Nice.
I mean it at least it looks elegant
What kind of burritos are they
Yeah, def not food porn. Here, or stoner food. 10/10 would smash though
The random bayleaf garnish lmao
Would
How about r/decentfoodporn ?
the bay leaves ?????!
Honestly this looks gas
Don’t feel bad, everything short of perfection gets downvoted on r/foodporn. Wouldn’t exactly say this is r/shittyfoodporn either though. r/stonerfood is probably more appropriate.
Edit: syntax
Only questionable thing about this is the bright sauce. Looks like it has food coloring in it, I thought it was a crepe with raspberry sauce at first.
ETA: The bleach burritos are off putting too lol. I mean, I’d smash, but the appearance is meh.
But it’s so pretty🥹
That’s actually a work of art lol
that looks delicious
My dad was commitioned for something like that as a broke art student back in 1982.
Looks a lot like the frozen burritos I like to make for myself, only without the cheese sauce. I always keep a jar of queso dip for quesadillas and frozen burritos.
The bay leaf garnishes 🤣🤣🤣
This is what my gf does to frozen burritos. Honestly, I prefer them cheap and dirty. A real burritos? Yeah, gimme all the extras. A frozen little burritos turd, though? It’s much better with just hot sauce, imo.
So what are we looking at here fella? What’s in the wraps, and what’s the sauce all over ‘em.
Looks cool, but too much sauce
The two decorative bay leaves lmao