Genuinely looks like a toddler has made them. Bottom left looks like actual dog shit.
by wardyms
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Capt4in4m3rica
It’s not hard to shape dough into a circle. And just tossing full strips of things on a pizza doesn’t make it artisan. It’s just lazy quick mini pizzas trying to be passed off as authentic. Absolutely terrible.
MadMaxBeyondThunder
Maybe “aritsan” has some meaning for them.
JayDKing
I mean if you struggle to roll your ball out into a circle, you can use an upturned mixing bowl and spread the ball out evenly across it. I still do this because I never got the knack of pressing it out.
FindOneInEveryCar
Bottom left looks like the only one I would possibly consider eating.
wornoutseed
wtf 😳 it’s like the absolute worst idea to put photos of your food if it doesn’t look appealing.
HammelGammel
“Aritsan”
2020mademejoinreddit
They are “Aritsan Pizzas”. New type of misshapen pizzas.
RavageCloy
Well the rest of them look pretty good imo
Dracaena_flower
What are those white slabs on the top right pizza? Slices of white bread!?
NessunAbilita
It’s like that chick in college – I ain’t proud of it, but she sure hit the spot.
athiest4christ
No concept of bite sized toppings huh? Bet that’s fun to bite into and pull a huge chunk of something off. Been to a place that does that, puts actual strips of bacon on their pizza. Ridiculous.
Low_Wall_7828
Now I want to open a place called Artie San Pizza.
13 Comments
It’s not hard to shape dough into a circle. And just tossing full strips of things on a pizza doesn’t make it artisan. It’s just lazy quick mini pizzas trying to be passed off as authentic. Absolutely terrible.
Maybe “aritsan” has some meaning for them.
I mean if you struggle to roll your ball out into a circle, you can use an upturned mixing bowl and spread the ball out evenly across it. I still do this because I never got the knack of pressing it out.
Bottom left looks like the only one I would possibly consider eating.
wtf 😳 it’s like the absolute worst idea to put photos of your food if it doesn’t look appealing.
“Aritsan”
They are “Aritsan Pizzas”. New type of misshapen pizzas.
Well the rest of them look pretty good imo
What are those white slabs on the top right pizza? Slices of white bread!?
It’s like that chick in college – I ain’t proud of it, but she sure hit the spot.
No concept of bite sized toppings huh? Bet that’s fun to bite into and pull a huge chunk of something off. Been to a place that does that, puts actual strips of bacon on their pizza. Ridiculous.
Now I want to open a place called Artie San Pizza.
Those definitely look “Aritsan”