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by boban011

29 Comments

  1. 16thmission

    Red cabbage is clearly blue when it comes out of the dish machine.

  2. Makabajones

    I read that as “Clearly Fucking People” and I”m like “who’s Red Onions and why should I care who they’re having sex with?”

  3. Palanki96

    my native language calls them purple so whatever, english is just silly

    but we also call the yellow/orange ones red so i can’t judge

  4. Henry_The_Duck

    The name for vegetable, Red Cabbage, predates the name for the color, Purple.

    If you think that’s weird, look into the languages that don’t have different words for blue and green.

  5. RoboticTree2010

    I care less about this than i do about your missing word..

  6. Longjumping_Key_5008

    I don’t care about who or what they’re fucking

  7. FarFigNewton007

    Purple was a color associated with royalty. And clearly a peasant food like cabbage could not be associated with aristocracy. So it’s red cabbage.

  8. TheNeonDonkey

    Yeah, everyone in my kitchen corrects me when I call them purple onions.

  9. Different-Delivery92

    It’s also the colour they’ll dye stuff. Like your hands 🤣

  10. Ai-GothGirl

    About time someone said it. Tired of being looked at as crazy for requesting purple onions.

  11. makingkevinbacon

    I agree. At my work I have some customers from other parts of the world, and English is often their second or third language. We had a shawarma special this week, and the folk who called the red cabbage purple cabbage were usually (to my assumption) non native English speakers.

    But it’s irrelevant, we know what is meant because we know purple and red onions/cabbage are the same. Idk about carrots tho. Can’t trust those shits

  12. ThisCarSmellsFunny

    Am I the only one here who’s seen a red onion before the skin is peeled off? It’s red as hell, which is why it’s called a red onion.

    People make this comment all the time, but say nothing about yellow onions, which are clearly white when you peel the yellow skin off.

  13. Necessary_Main_9654

    Never seen a Red onion.
    Whenever I’m on veg prep I’m working with around 15kg a week and they are always purple

    Same with yellow onions. Where I’m from they are called brown onions. The skin is far closer to brown than yellow

  14. zigaliciousone

    Probably named before they had a proper word for purple? I know the color blue wasn’t something recognized until recently in human civilization.

  15. thePHTucker

    Maybe purple liked getting fucked by red. I don’t bother people about their kinks unless it interrupted service. Then I have an opinion.

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