My friend doesn’t like the way i eat pizza & told me to post this here..

by Fitcookieface

39 Comments

  1. PoopTransplant

    That is the stalest looking pizza I’ve ever seen. Did you order a pizza to go from a bowling alley? 

  2. Region_Fluid

    Let us know when you post the pizza in question.

  3. Joseph419270577

    You only eat the toppings, or just eat them first?

  4. My wife scrapes the toppings off with a fork and then raw dogs the crust. Absolute insanity.

  5. Proper silverware but no plate? Just a torn off sheet of paper

  6. Everydaypsychopath

    ![gif](giphy|JPV66pTdJqaOGlw2Ov|downsized)

  7. mrhemisphere

    the FBI studies photos like this when profiling serial killers

  8. hoTsauceLily66

    Aye yes, no noble man should ever eat trenchers like a peasant, it is pig food!

  9. LXVIIIKami

    Frozen pizza, no plate, glass of wine, keyboard. Have at least *some* decency

  10. bjorno1990

    Is this just chicago town pizza on baking paper?

  11. MrBenSampson

    I cook wood fired pizza for a living. The most challenging part of the job is getting the dough correct, and having the crust rise, blister and brown properly. If one of my plates returned to the kitchen after a customer only ate the toppings, I don’t know how I would feel.

  12. Justice502

    You shouldn’t order pizza anymore.
    I think your friend is right.

  13. you didnt eat a pizza. you murdered a pizza for some toppings and left its husk to be someone elses problem

  14. doughnuts92

    Are you the kid from my school who ate the filling of a meat pie and left the pie crust intact on the ground?

  15. Interesting_Sand_428

    You’re saying you cut your pizza and pick it up with your fork? Suppose you eat chicken wings with a fork as well?

  16. ecclectic-stingray

    By chance do you also have bodies in your basement because this is next level concerning

  17. ApaloneSealand

    My wife doesn’t like when I eat all the toppings first and then eat the bread with sauce….but it’s so good that way

  18. NitroChaji240

    I’m pretty sure that’s the “pizza” they found in LA that they used in Seinfeld

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