What damage did I do at Easter brunch?

Not pictured is an additional 6 oysters I ate off my partner's plate

Featuring:
Grilled zucchini? And asparagus
Smoked salmon
Oysters
Chewy penne pasta? With pesto
Mystery white sauce pasta
Almond croissant with almond filling
A mixed fruit jam crepe with strawberries
Cantaloupe & watermelon
A tiramisu
Approx 6 cups of black coffee (not pictured)

Cheers!