Which do you prefer? Clean and tidy or seven napkins and a lack of dignity required? I’m the second kind.

by burritoninja007

25 Comments

  1. John_Johnson259

    The latter usually tastes better, but having a beard makes me prefer the former.

  2. stevie855

    Lol, totally gonna use that “seven napkins and lack of dignity required “

  3. CityBoiNC

    Depends if home 7 napkins eating in my pj’s if im out i tend to try to look like i eat with manners

  4. Wrong-Excitement

    I’m on team both. That 7 napkin burger looks delicious.

  5. hadtobethetacos

    Tried sonics triple smasher yesterday. it definitely took 7 napkins, and i definitely had zero dignity demolishing that burger in front of everyone with my non tinted windows.

  6. PickerelPickler

    I want to be able to taste the patty so minimal toppings.

  7. jarfin542

    A good burger should be messy. If you don’t have to go wash your hands and face both, something was lacking in that burger.

  8. trapped_in-reality

    Lack of dignity and 1 napkin because I’m gonna lick my fingers after eating the burger

  9. bourbonish

    I appreciate taste above all. I’ve had messy burgers that were just unfortunate and I have “clean” burgers that were absolute bangers. Give me the flavor.

  10. Hopeful_Insurance409

    Dignity goes out the window when you get a good burger……

  11. When it’s spilling over fresh, warm and juicy

  12. EsseKaye007

    Seven napkins and a lack of dignity all day 😂 but I will absolutely still eat a clean and tidy burger. Sometimes I eat the second like it’s the first because I inhale it so fast 🤭

  13. Odafishinsea

    I prefer to sit and face a corner like a depraved madman and sate my demons with a revolting display of gluttony.

  14. Mediocre_Royal6719

    Pickle onion scape looks amazing, you may need to shower after

  15. SecuritySky

    Generally both. But clean and tidy when I’m sober or in a nice outfit, or I especially like it sloppy when I’m as high as pterodactyl titties

  16. SamuraiCinema

    Carl’s Jr. nailed it: If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face.

  17. Donjuan086

    I want the bag to break because of the grease

  18. kellermaverick

    I want to have to wash my hands AFTER I eat.

  19. SuperRooster64

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with making a burger that is so sloppy that it is essential to eat over the kitchen sink. Just to keep the mess contained.

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