Depends if home 7 napkins eating in my pj’s if im out i tend to try to look like i eat with manners
Wrong-Excitement
I’m on team both. That 7 napkin burger looks delicious.
hadtobethetacos
Tried sonics triple smasher yesterday. it definitely took 7 napkins, and i definitely had zero dignity demolishing that burger in front of everyone with my non tinted windows.
PickerelPickler
I want to be able to taste the patty so minimal toppings.
jarfin542
A good burger should be messy. If you don’t have to go wash your hands and face both, something was lacking in that burger.
trapped_in-reality
Lack of dignity and 1 napkin because I’m gonna lick my fingers after eating the burger
RicanPR64
Is that a real question
bourbonish
I appreciate taste above all. I’ve had messy burgers that were just unfortunate and I have “clean” burgers that were absolute bangers. Give me the flavor.
Hopeful_Insurance409
Dignity goes out the window when you get a good burger……
pbashu11
When it’s spilling over fresh, warm and juicy
EsseKaye007
Seven napkins and a lack of dignity all day 😂 but I will absolutely still eat a clean and tidy burger. Sometimes I eat the second like it’s the first because I inhale it so fast 🤭
CloakedSwine
Seven napkins and a lack of dignity.
DoqHolliday
Different rides on different days
Odafishinsea
I prefer to sit and face a corner like a depraved madman and sate my demons with a revolting display of gluttony.
Mediocre_Royal6719
Pickle onion scape looks amazing, you may need to shower after
SecuritySky
Generally both. But clean and tidy when I’m sober or in a nice outfit, or I especially like it sloppy when I’m as high as pterodactyl titties
SamuraiCinema
Carl’s Jr. nailed it: If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face.
Donjuan086
I want the bag to break because of the grease
DjPandaFingers
Second. Otherwise it doesn’t count.
kellermaverick
I want to have to wash my hands AFTER I eat.
SuperRooster64
There is absolutely nothing wrong with making a burger that is so sloppy that it is essential to eat over the kitchen sink. Just to keep the mess contained.
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The latter usually tastes better, but having a beard makes me prefer the former.
Lol, totally gonna use that “seven napkins and lack of dignity required “
https://i.redd.it/rlhhqs4cwkwe1.gif

Depends if home 7 napkins eating in my pj’s if im out i tend to try to look like i eat with manners
I’m on team both. That 7 napkin burger looks delicious.
Tried sonics triple smasher yesterday. it definitely took 7 napkins, and i definitely had zero dignity demolishing that burger in front of everyone with my non tinted windows.
I want to be able to taste the patty so minimal toppings.
A good burger should be messy. If you don’t have to go wash your hands and face both, something was lacking in that burger.
Lack of dignity and 1 napkin because I’m gonna lick my fingers after eating the burger
Is that a real question
I appreciate taste above all. I’ve had messy burgers that were just unfortunate and I have “clean” burgers that were absolute bangers. Give me the flavor.
Dignity goes out the window when you get a good burger……
When it’s spilling over fresh, warm and juicy
Seven napkins and a lack of dignity all day 😂 but I will absolutely still eat a clean and tidy burger. Sometimes I eat the second like it’s the first because I inhale it so fast 🤭
Seven napkins and a lack of dignity.
Different rides on different days
I prefer to sit and face a corner like a depraved madman and sate my demons with a revolting display of gluttony.
Pickle onion scape looks amazing, you may need to shower after
Generally both. But clean and tidy when I’m sober or in a nice outfit, or I especially like it sloppy when I’m as high as pterodactyl titties
Carl’s Jr. nailed it: If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face.
I want the bag to break because of the grease
Second. Otherwise it doesn’t count.
I want to have to wash my hands AFTER I eat.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with making a burger that is so sloppy that it is essential to eat over the kitchen sink. Just to keep the mess contained.