American expat, trying again. This one better than the last?

by Londunnit

39 Comments

  1. ShepherdStand

    Not bad at all. I think it must have some bacon though

    Get some brown on there too son 💪

  2. johnnythorpe1989

    Take some advice from Alan Partridge

    “Yes, bacon – ten on ten, button mushrooms – bingo, black pudding – snap, erm, minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I’m nit-picking, on the whole a very good effort, seven on ten”

    1. Where’s the bacon?
    2. Introduce some mushrooms and black pudding.
    3. That egg is drowning 😫

    Not bad, but I’d 100% slap a 25% tariff on it

  3. [deleted]

    A good attempt for sure! Love how you yanks are trying foods from your true homeland lol…. You need bacon! Also need some mushrooms and for the love of God where is the fried bread or toast????

  4. WinkyNurdo

    A tomato chopped in half, either grilled or fried till slightly blackened, and some butter fried mushrooms would set this off. Plus some liberality buttered toast. Nearly there, my friend.

  5. alex_staffs

    Looks okay but my god, where is the bacon! And I don’t mean that rubbish Americans call bacon. I mean proper, thick cut back bacon. And shrooms. No breaky is complete with out them delicious little bastards.

  6. If you like it, it’s good.

    I think there’s too much beans, but plenty of people here seem to love a great big puddle of them.

    Bacon is missing. I’d want black pudding, but it’s common enough over here for pubs and cafes to leave it off.

  7. AlternativePrior9559

    Would I eat this? Hell yes! But, the egg kissing the beans is an issue that needs to be addressed. The back bacon needs to be added as to the mushrooms. Brown sauce required plus toast with lashings of butter and a strong brew and you’re on the money.

  8. EverestBlizzard

    Just add a bunch of back bacon and it’s perfect. Sod black pudding and mushrooms.

  9. Lovethosebeanz

    Funny that the English and Americans are expats when they go abroad but anybody in their country is a foreigner.

    Not really a fry up without bacon but good amount of beans 👍

  10. Pitiful-Eye9093

    Definitely better than the last. Just need to add those other things to it. The eggs are looking good too and +1 point for adding hash browns 👍

  11. bus_wankerr

    Where do you keep getting your weird ass sausages?

  12. TozBaphomet

    Did you actually cook the hash browns? Also, immigrant*

  13. What!!!! Where is the bacon? Can’t have a proper fry-up without at least 2 rashers of pig meat. Mushrooms as well.

  14. ThaGooch84

    Add mushrooms, fried bread, toast and black pudding and i have the ultimate breakfast sir 🫡 i salute you! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

  15. ANoseyCow

    Not bad. Not great either though. Less beans (or bean juice), crispy BACK bacon, a potato scone 😗 and some black pudding required. Eggs look decent. 7/10 would eat.

  16. Fuzzy_Appointment782

    This looks fairly good. I’d reduce the hash browns, introduce some bacon and reduce the bean sauce slightly

  17. PhlegmDriveshaft

    Doesn’t feel right without the leaves

  18. Minimum-Laugh-8887

    That’s actually pretty decent considering you didn’t grow up on them like we all did. For me it just needs some bacon and mushrooms. I’d give you a good 8/10 though

  19. PDG! 🍴🍴👍🏻. It needs toast and arrange the bangers as a dam to isolate the beans. Congrats on the lack of BP.

  20. Different_Lychee_409

    You’re missing toast / fried slice.

    Bacon deficiencies have already been addressed.

  21. Londunnit

    To all of you asking: I don’t mind being called an immigrant, either. My grandparents were immigrants to America from Mexico. My dad was an immigrant from Venezuela. It’s a term that makes me proud.

    I came at first on tourist visas because I wasn’t sure if this move would be permanent. Most of my stuff is in storage in Texas. I’m only now working on a partner visa and trying to make this permanent. However, I think my political views are outside the scope of a group about breakfast.

  22. siliconwally

    Make him stop, won’t somebody think of the children!

  23. [deleted]

    Nice beans breaker to maintain hash brown crispness 👍🏻

  24. kweenbambee

    The sausages look like a shite cardboard brand. The eggs… I mean, they could’ve used a few seconds on top, and the hashbrowns are yellow, which is weird. There’s no bacon, no toast, no black or white pudding… Looks very basic and cooked with no appreciation for a decent fry-up. Did you go to a Morrisons cafe or something?

  25. pitchitdown

    Bloody good effort old chap… keep it going

  26. Cactious-Practice

    No Bacon, No Mushrooms, No HP(Chop is better).

    That being said, I would eat that for any of the meals of the day.

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