I pulled a folder out of my school backpack and wondered why it was so sticky. Then I found this banana from two weeks ago.

by ChocolateChip1013

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  1. I like mine a little more ripe. Helps with consistency and flavor.

  2. Majestic-Apple5205

    That thing barely has any fruit flies, give it another week.

  3. sewedherfingeragain

    LOL.

    That reminds me of the one ingredient caramel I made in my old office a few years ago.

    Recipe:

    Drop one sugar cube behind the small fridge onto the baseboard heater. Leave for a couple of years, at minimum, one Canadian winter.

  4. crella-ann

    We found a banana like this in the fridge when my son was 4. He dubbed it the Evil Banana and drew a comic about it in the fridge holding up the potato salad at gunpoint

  5. YOU REMOVED IT FROM THE TOMB!?!? NOW YOU’VE UNLEASHED THE DEMON!!

  6. somenemophilist

    Your backpack from the previous school year, right? RIGHT? Like how would you not notice a rotting banana in something you’re using on a daily basis. Bruh. 🤣

  7. Helpful_Heron4099

    That’s even a bit too ripe for my bread, dang

  8. thisrockismyboone

    Looks like one of those black leather suits dominatrixes wear

  9. Vintage-Grievance

    Well, what do you know? It’s the guy who tried to steal Christmas! 🥁

    I’ll admit, for a split second, when I was scrolling, I thought this was some kind of quilted, pleather, fanny pack. (The *one* case where there was a banana for scale…the banana, the whole banana, and nothing *but* the banana).

  10. Greenbriars

    You sure you didn’t pull that out of a peat bog like Tollund Man?

  11. ittasteslikefeet

    I refuse to believe that this was not painted black 🤔🤨🤨🫠

  12. The_Moldy_Baguette

    “You’re a bad banana with a…GREASY BLACK PEEL!”

  13. borborborbor

    From banana to big vanilla pod in one easy step!

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