I think I need a lawyer. In my defense, the bread tasted like stale crackers and had the texture of cardboard. I don’t feel particularly bad about what I did though.
Everything but the bread was actually kinda decent.
by ShiftyState
9 Comments
Low_Wall_7828
While you did self report, there’s no pic of what it was. Penalty is you have to buy it again,
Key_Obligation8505
Who’s fault is it that the crust tasted bad? Defacing a pizza is quite serious. Are we to understand that you committed this act in self defense?
Yochanan5781
A few weeks ago I was having matzah pizza and that sounds better than this, and matzah *normally* tastes like stale crackers cardboard
topshelfvanilla
The only thing I see that you could even be telling on yourself for is it looks like you added cheese, which is pretty standard with frozen pizza, for me anyways. No pizza crime. Charged with filing a false report.
Ckirbys
Looks like Hiroshima after the Americans came to visit…
John_TheBlackestBurn
I have not been convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that the defendant acted with malice. We have physical evidence that they at least *tried* the crust, and therefore I cannot vote to convict.
VinRow
I used to eat Totinos like this but I ate the bread last.
NotDavidNotGoliath
They only ate the toppings lol?!
HeligKo
Topping picking is only a crime when you are sharing.
9 Comments
While you did self report, there’s no pic of what it was. Penalty is you have to buy it again,
Who’s fault is it that the crust tasted bad? Defacing a pizza is quite serious. Are we to understand that you committed this act in self defense?
A few weeks ago I was having matzah pizza and that sounds better than this, and matzah *normally* tastes like stale crackers cardboard
The only thing I see that you could even be telling on yourself for is it looks like you added cheese, which is pretty standard with frozen pizza, for me anyways. No pizza crime. Charged with filing a false report.
Looks like Hiroshima after the Americans came to visit…
I have not been convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that the defendant acted with malice. We have physical evidence that they at least *tried* the crust, and therefore I cannot vote to convict.
I used to eat Totinos like this but I ate the bread last.
They only ate the toppings lol?!
Topping picking is only a crime when you are sharing.