What else would I carry in my pockets?

by KermitForTheWin

17 Comments

  1. thePHTucker

    That’s an immediate B rating or less than 96%, depending on where you’re from.

  2. BlackWolf42069

    Is meth useful in kitchens? And is Adderall a replacement

  3. PhreedomPhighter

    Huh. First time I’ve heard of someone needing to carry around an old lightbulb.

  4. HowtoCrackanegg

    Stick of 5 gum. A button from someone else’s coat. A paperclip. hmm… And a page ripped out of a book because it mentions the word “illustration” but because you’re so high, you thought it says illuminati.

  5. MDC_Brutus2

    Ahh the ole charfinator3000. *sighs in dishbelief

  6. General-Heart4787

    An old Altoids tin full of TicTacs and ibuprofen and a travel size bottle of Dior Sauvage.

  7. GlockPerfect13

    You got a pipe, I got a sack. Let’s go.

  8. KermitForTheWin

    This was just a joke btw y’all I am a year sober

  9. Oh cool a flower holder! Like from a gas station! Haven’t seen one of those in ages.

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