How the fuck is there not a money shot? Show the inside
CharmingAwareness545

No_Lingonberry1201
Whoever pulls this out of the oven, will be the next king of Italy.
JetstreamGW
That’s cool, I’m acquitting.
VibraniumRhino
This is amazing lmao
Pitiable-Crescendo
Now we need a ridiculously long, thin pizza
AirborneLoner
You received “lump of pizza” and Wanted Level ×3
AirborneLoner
Someone else said it in that sub but “cruster sword” is the perfect name for it
Joseph419270577
Your Honor this court has no jurisdiction over this.
maxiderm
Too cool to be a pizza crime. This is a pizza win!
NimbusHex
Buster Sword pizza is pretty cool.
RichardStanleyNY
That’s just a calzones with two bread sticks
Environmental-Ant631
The Cruster Sword
riotmatchmakingWTF
Rivens sword!
SmegConnoisseur
Post in r/finalfantasyvii
Hairy_Commercial6112

Digital--Sandwich
I’ll take a Buster Sword pizza with olives on the hilt.

KingFernando532
Pizza Weaponry
YourNewMessiah
Pizza de résistance
PNW_Forest
Gonna be honest I’m extremely disappointed at the number of people in the comments referencing Berzerk or any other media NOT Final Fantasy 7. The only thing this “pizza” is guilty of is being Cloud’s Buster Sword pizzonified.
Not Guilty.
However, for those misrepresenting the form of this beauty in the comments, I charge eaxh of you with misappropriation of media-referenced pizza in the fourth degree.
OrochiKarnov
This rules. Acquitted. Key to the city.
irascible_Clown
No one on this sub is worthy of holding that sword.
28 Comments
The Calzone in the Stone
A pizza to commit crimes with
How the fuck is there not a money shot? Show the inside

Whoever pulls this out of the oven, will be the next king of Italy.
That’s cool, I’m acquitting.
This is amazing lmao
Now we need a ridiculously long, thin pizza
You received “lump of pizza” and Wanted Level ×3
Someone else said it in that sub but “cruster sword” is the perfect name for it
Your Honor this court has no jurisdiction over this.
Too cool to be a pizza crime. This is a pizza win!
Buster Sword pizza is pretty cool.
That’s just a calzones with two bread sticks
The Cruster Sword
Rivens sword!
Post in r/finalfantasyvii

I’ll take a Buster Sword pizza with olives on the hilt.

Pizza Weaponry
Pizza de résistance
Gonna be honest I’m extremely disappointed at the number of people in the comments referencing Berzerk or any other media NOT Final Fantasy 7. The only thing this “pizza” is guilty of is being Cloud’s Buster Sword pizzonified.
Not Guilty.
However, for those misrepresenting the form of this beauty in the comments, I charge eaxh of you with misappropriation of media-referenced pizza in the fourth degree.
This rules. Acquitted. Key to the city.
No one on this sub is worthy of holding that sword.

Not guilty

Parry this you filthy casual.