When we get to customs, I’m gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I’m gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.
In my butt?
Put them way up inside there, as far as they can
Oh, geez, Rick. I really don’t want to have to do that.
Well, somebody’s got to do it, Morty. Th-these seeds aren’t gonna get through customs unless they’re in someone’s rectum, Morty
Uuuh.
And they’ll fall right out of mine. I’ve done this too many times, Morty. I mean, you’re young. Y-y-you’ve got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You got to do it for grandpa, Morty. Y- (burps) you’ve got to put these seeds inside your butt.
In my butt?
Come on, Morty. Please, Morty. You have to do it, Morty.
Oh, man.
Natural-Current5827
This would have been the first brisket pic in the history of r/smoking that wasn’t being held with hands wearing nitrile gloves
BustertheDemonDog
Looks like a face-hugger from Predator.
willgreenier
This is from Rick and Morty, you have to “hide” it
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Bloaf- brisket loaf
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When we get to customs, I’m gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I’m gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.
In my butt?
Put them way up inside there, as far as they can
Oh, geez, Rick. I really don’t want to have to do that.
Well, somebody’s got to do it, Morty. Th-these seeds aren’t gonna get through customs unless they’re in someone’s rectum, Morty
Uuuh.
And they’ll fall right out of mine. I’ve done this too many times, Morty. I mean, you’re young. Y-y-you’ve got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You got to do it for grandpa, Morty. Y- (burps) you’ve got to put these seeds inside your butt.
In my butt?
Come on, Morty. Please, Morty. You have to do it, Morty.
Oh, man.
This would have been the first brisket pic in the history of r/smoking that wasn’t being held with hands wearing nitrile gloves
Looks like a face-hugger from Predator.
This is from Rick and Morty, you have to “hide” it

Shannon Sharpe in the house
Why would you lie about that?
There is bound to be a face hugger in there.