Not gonna lie, I thought this was a brisket pic…

by NCSubie

11 Comments

  1. Taul_Beast

    When we get to customs, I’m gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I’m gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.

    In my butt?

    Put them way up inside there, as far as they can

    Oh, geez, Rick. I really don’t want to have to do that.

    Well, somebody’s got to do it, Morty. Th-these seeds aren’t gonna get through customs unless they’re in someone’s rectum, Morty

    Uuuh.

    And they’ll fall right out of mine. I’ve done this too many times, Morty. I mean, you’re young. Y-y-you’ve got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You got to do it for grandpa, Morty. Y- (burps) you’ve got to put these seeds inside your butt.

    In my butt?

    Come on, Morty. Please, Morty. You have to do it, Morty.

    Oh, man.

  2. Natural-Current5827

    This would have been the first brisket pic in the history of r/smoking that wasn’t being held with hands wearing nitrile gloves

  3. BustertheDemonDog

    Looks like a face-hugger from Predator.

  4. willgreenier

    This is from Rick and Morty, you have to “hide” it

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