So a friend of mine got these from his work, didn't want to eat them because of the sugar and so he gave them to me. And… I dunno if I wanna eat them either because of the everything. The back instructions look like pills but, the day a candy company give me pills and I eat them is gonna be the day I go straight to assisted living. What do y'all think? Should I eat'm?

by BitterMirage

16 Comments

  1. thisissodisturbing

    Do you… know what steroids are? Or vitamins? Or caffeine? Or electrolytes? Because these jellybeans don’t have the first thing, but they have the other 3.

  2. briansmems

    Yeah eat them but don’t swallow them like a “pill”

  3. IamREBELoe

    Not a steroid.

    More like taking a multivitamin with a cup of coffee.

  4. Damaniel2

    They have as much caffeine as half a cup of coffee and a few vitamins. Nothing’s going to hurt you there.

  5. NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

    It’s like pre-workout Jelly beans.

  6. lyrabluedream

    This is basically an edible energy drink but 50 mg is not even that much caffeine. The sugar is the most concerning ingredient and they recommend eating 2 packs lol 38 grams is a lot for one day.

  7. Jelly Belly concocting new MRE snacks for troops, huh?
    We couldn’t have the gum, so they made jellybeans

  8. Dry_Spinach_3441

    Would steroids even work if you ate them? Would they just denature in your stomach acid?

  9. godbyzilla

    Lol not a steroid candy that’d probably be illegal.

  10. cernegiant

    Do you not understand what steroids are?

    Lots of runners eat candy as fuel on their runs as it is, this is just a smart way to cater to that market. It’s not different than gummy vitamins.

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