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Coworker was asked to slice strawberries. Now we’ve got six quarts of anuses.
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Coworker was asked to slice strawberries. Now we’ve got six quarts of anuses.


Coworker was asked to slice strawberries. Now we’ve got six quarts of anuses.

by DoorstepCult

41 Comments

  1. LastChefOnTheLeft

    Looks sliced to me. Has this coworker been trained as to how y’all want your strawberries cut? If not, that’s on the delegater.

  2. account22222221

    Ahh the classic, I communicated poorly but I don’t like to acknowledge I might be part of the problem post!

    It’s a kitchen confidential tradition!

    If you asked someone to slice strawberries, had a specific way they needed to be slice, knew they had never done it before, and did not explain to them what you wanted, then That’s on the delegator not the delegatee.

  3. ph0en1x778

    Looks sliced to me, pretty even thickness on them too. Looks like they didn’t tell them how to slice them

  4. FrozenDickuri

    They followed your instructions, if the outcome is poor, that falls to your instructions

  5. CallistosTitan

    People benefit from being taught concepts rather than taking orders.

  6. idlefritz

    You can make a sexy tart tiling those across the top of some frangipane or pastry cream. Glaze it, sprankle some lemon zest or something and class up family meal

  7. Murrayland1

    Asked for sliced and got sliced, what do you want from people?

  8. ancientevilvorsoason

    How does this look like an anus to you???

  10. electr1cbubba

    It’s not the end of the world. Make a strawberry compote or something, explain how to do it properly and chalk it up to a communication error

  11. bluesky747

    ….confused about what the problem is here. You asked for sliced strawberries, ya got sliced strawberries. 🔪🍓

  15. the_boss_sauce

    Sounds like he wasn’t shown how you want it done

  22. Incredulity1995

    Sounds like someone doesn’t know how to lead but expects things to be done how they want them.

    C O M M U N I C A T E

  25. macandchzconnoisseur

    Just have him go back stack and halve them real quick. Then delegate more clearly

  26. ander594

    Tell. Show. Do.

    Tell them once.

    Show them once.

    Have them do it once.

  28. PonyFlavoredChips

    I work in IT and the first thought I had was “Someone did not give good requirements”

  29. kwagmire9764

    Cover them in chocolate and make starfish shaped tarts or cookies. 

  30. ApathyWithToast

    Lament it with kombucha. Make strawberry lemonade kombucha. Other option is jam/jelly it. Make preserves or put on a special for the menu with an angel food meringue cake wedge with brown butter, toasted off the plancha, with strawberry compote and Nutella spread; with labor $14-18 depending on the kind of work you are doing (where you are working). There are many options to not waste food like that. Believe me I know you have some thought into using that biomass as well.

  32. xnoraax

    “Now we’ve got six quarts of anuses”

    Living the dream.

  33. Miami_Mice2087

    i really dont’ think that’s anyone’s association but yours

  35. Morall_tach

    They’re sliced, aren’t they? Shut up and eat your buttholes.

  37. Nothingbutsocks

    I wonder if this post went like OP thought it would. 😂

  39. AntonyBenedictCamus

    How did they cut six quarts before someone noticed?

  40. Enough_Ad_9338

    ![gif](giphy|JmyZPWwscVnSXqpVlr)

    THE LADAY SAID ANUSES,SAM!

  41. mikefromdeluxebury

    I don’t think OP is complaining and y’all are just projecting 😂 🍓

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