Final Destination: Death by Chickpeas

by MrFrypan

19 Comments

  1. MoPropaghandi

    What’s the difference between between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

  2. Be careful out there, I know a lady who recently lost an eye due to a falling hotel pan and now her only good eye is going blind as well >_>

  3. GhettoSauce

    I think if I had to choose what kind of chickpeas kill me, I’d pick “fancy” over “choice”. Just to have a fancier-sounding horrible freak accident death

  4. cantbelieveyoumademe

    That can is probably more stable than the majority of restaurant workers’ relationships.

  5. godzillafire007

    “You’re gonna get canned” just got a whole new meaning

  6. Adept-Grapefruit-214

    Hopefully the upside down ones end up right side up after the chaos

  7. Farmer_marty

    These exact chickpeas fell on one of my coworkers head and she was fucked

  8. clitclack

    I worked for a grocery store when I was a teen and one of the pallets of spaghetti sauce broke (one of the bottom jars shattered) and sent the whole thing toppling from the top shelf. I was actually feet away from where it hit, splattered with sauce and had a full blown meltdown because i could feel the glass in my clothes

  9. Low-Carob9772

    I’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face

  10. No_Scholar_2927

    Never been worried about chickpea on my head till now

  11. sanctimoniousmods_FU

    Can falls, top edge smashes down on your big toe, shattering it and sending you flailing backwards in pain, tripping over a pickle bucket, headfirst into the fryer. Quality death.

  12. electr1cbubba

    The fuck is a garbonzo bean is that an American thing? Always have to be different

  13. stevedore2024

    When growing up, my local supermarket was touting their superior organization of products on the shelves. Hapless dad searching the competitor’s store for items on his list. At the end of the ad, enthused dad searching these organized aisles, exclaiming to nobody: “Aha! The garbanzo beans!”

    It was a family joke to quote the rest of the line to anyone saying “Aha!” For several decades. Until this post, I have never seen a can labeled ‘garbanzo beans’ instead of chickpeas.

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