Followup post below this one reads:
should be more specific: cold cheese pizza is a slice of regular pizza that is heated up and has a handful of cheese put on it, it's designed to protect the roof of your mouth when you are drunk.
by MikeMikeTheMikeMike
33 Comments
Guilty
This is a misdemeanor, as it can be corrected by hearing the slice again to melt the cheese
This is amazing
this literally makes me want to punch somebody
Why would anyone get mad seeing this? Like what?
Designed not to burn your mouth? That’s not design, that’s just idiocy lol
Also, they’re asking for drunk people, the messiest of all the eaters, to not make a mess while eating that? That looks like a drunk nightmare
Absolute trash, illegal on so many counts. Anyone defending it is a co conspirator and should be convicted as well
I don’t think you’re supposed to pay for this lol looks like a drunk night or hungover morning treat
I apologize for SUNY and the great State of NY. We really do know better.
Nah id try that
Cold cheese is great, when I moved from the city and lived in Long Island for a few years I found out about it, it’s fucking delicious
Does it have to be a cold sliced reheated?
I just like the idea of topping a slice with extra shredded motz on top tbh
If I was offered a free one I would try it out of curiosity. I kinda understand why this may be alright.
if this tastes like a pizza lunchable then innocent
Objection your honor, it’s not just reheated pizza, the way I heard of the cold cheese slice is through the pizza show on vice , there was a pizzeria in a college town, drunk kids would come in late at night and get fresh pizza and burn the shit out of the roofs of their mouths, throwing some cool fresh mozzarella on top allows you to eat the pizza immediately and burn free, I’m a firm believer in it and do it myself when I bake a pie at home.
Cold cheese pizza from Dicarlos is fire.. this one ain’t it.
https://i.redd.it/ferj1wcrj90f1.gif
No. I do not want unmelted cheese on my pizza.
Okay, I had this for the first time on Long Island a decade ago, and it’s amazing. I was skeptical, but it’s a requirement whenever I’m near NYC to find the best “Cold cheese” slice nearby.
It comes out of then oven sizzling, finished with the cold cheese which partially melts to the molten base, giving you the most extra cheese cheese slice you’ve ever had.
I’ll take any sentencing for my crimes, so long as I can eat the pizza wherever I end up.
i’ve seen locals defend this as an “adult pizza lunchables” but i think that makes their case worse lol
Pretty sure this photo is NOT a photo of “Ohio Valley Pizza” which is NOT “served with cold cheese” but rather the cheese is applied IMMEDIATELY out of the oven to melt….
This is just trolling.
☠️DEATH PENALTY☠️
I’d eat it, if the cheese was fresh and the pizza itself wasn’t complete trash.
This subreddit is becoming clogged with false arrests. I’m not even sure what the crime is here. If anything there to be commended for such a generous extra helping of mozzarella…
Man Oneonta what are you doing
Yes I would obviously eat it… but would I order it… nahhh
Yes. Went there for one semester.
It’s nowhere near as intense as this, at least not in my experience. It’s just a hot slice of pizza, with like half a handful of cold mozzarella cheese sprinkled on top (not smothered in a giant pile like this picture). It’s nothing that special but it’s pretty good when you’ve been out drinking all night.
No crime.
Used to live in Oneonta! Just drunk food really. I’m not a fan.
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It’s guilty, but how could they act like any American child hasn’t had a cold cheese pizza lol. Lumchables were just that.
I’ll make an argument for this one. The “not burning your mouth” thing is dumb af, *however* cold cheese has a different flavor/texture and is much less oily. It’s not better or worse, just different. I’d eat it 🤷♂️.
Guilty!
Big ass Lunchables
Low effort. Probably an up-charge too. Clown pie. 🤡