Spent ages making this pizza dough then realised I have no proper toppings
Spent ages making this pizza dough then realised I have no proper toppings
by welding_guy_from_LI
16 Comments
SoundOfAGun
No need to put rabbit shit on it
suicidal1664
next time just focaccia that shit
OrochiKarnov
Not a crime, just funny and sad
Pale-Archer3849
Why did it take ages to make pizza dough? Instant yeast is your friend.
HuskyLettuce
I wish there could be an option for parole. This person at least knows they did wrong and seems apologetic.
Wait_WHAT_didU_say
DEFINITELY STRAIGHT to pizza prison. Do NOT pass “Go.” Do NOT collect $200… 🤝
speters799
How did you get so far without thinking of the toppings? 😔
DismalSoil9554
But why are the improper (idk it looks like cheese tomatoes and olives, what’s wrong?) toppings so unevenly spaced out? And why are the edges of the pizza recoiling inwards? Those are aggravating factors imo.
JasonEAltMTG
“Ages” and “proper” makes me think Brit, and posting British “pizzer” is cheating
Creeepy_Chris
Still better than no pizza
AppropriateTouching
We’ll let you off with a warning since it wasn’t intentional and a first offense.
newbeginnings187
To The Hague! 🍕
Jiggy909
Oh yeah you’re gonna get put on parole for sure at least for this
Realistic_Bug_1951
A little pizza sauce would’ve helped
BudgetInteraction811
Damn, you could have made a killer sauce with those tomatoes and kept it simple
killertofubeast
Omg. 40 Year Old Virgin egg salad sandwich… that’s great. Go call Steve Carell. Together you could have a decent meal!
16 Comments
No need to put rabbit shit on it
next time just focaccia that shit
Not a crime, just funny and sad
Why did it take ages to make pizza dough? Instant yeast is your friend.
I wish there could be an option for parole. This person at least knows they did wrong and seems apologetic.
DEFINITELY STRAIGHT to pizza prison. Do NOT pass “Go.” Do NOT collect $200… 🤝
How did you get so far without thinking of the toppings? 😔
But why are the improper (idk it looks like cheese tomatoes and olives, what’s wrong?) toppings so unevenly spaced out? And why are the edges of the pizza recoiling inwards? Those are aggravating factors imo.
“Ages” and “proper” makes me think Brit, and posting British “pizzer” is cheating
Still better than no pizza
We’ll let you off with a warning since it wasn’t intentional and a first offense.
To The Hague! 🍕
Oh yeah you’re gonna get put on parole for sure at least for this
A little pizza sauce would’ve helped
Damn, you could have made a killer sauce with those tomatoes and kept it simple
Omg. 40 Year Old Virgin egg salad sandwich… that’s great. Go call Steve Carell. Together you could have a decent meal!