I made boba tea, but I don’t like boba, nor do I like tea. I also ran out of cups :/
I made boba tea, but I don’t like boba, nor do I like tea. I also ran out of cups :/
by Humanfruit
39 Comments
Humanfruit
I want to add some context, I was planning on making this sooner, but I got food poisoning. I made this with food poisoning still leaving my system. I also made this BEFORE the milk expired.
Phoenixpizzaiolo21
😂. I love this!!!!!!
dizzypunched
this but warm milk
Superb-Pen-4158
🤣🤣🤣
PlsHl
Modern problems modern solutions
Jealous_Disk3552
Milk .. chocolate… Whoppers
esotericdiarist
this is neither boba, nor tea…
Electronic-Hope-1

sloppybro
funny seeing this as i’m consuming boba tea right now, except i substituted the tea for a pork loin and boba pearls for brown rice
greenbastard1591

thesignpainter
Why would they call them milk balls if they’re not supposed to go in milk?
Grigori_the_Lemur
Picky desperate times call for slack measures.
solarlibro
You made crunchy chocolate milk
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi
Did it taste like Cocoa Pebbles?
anuncommontruth
My mom lpves whoppers and was sick a lot as a kid. This just triggered a memory when she wasn’t feeling well one time I wanted to make her a milk shake but we only had milk no ice cream, so I basically took coffee creamer, milk and whopper candies and blended them into a chunky sludge. She loved that I tried but I doubt she even tasted it.
Remote_Quail_1986
Whoppers are the worse!
colemc94
Did you know that whoppers are covered in bug sweat? It’s what gives that shiny finish 🙂
mudokin
I bet i costs as much as boba.
RegisterOk2927
My dad used to make malted milk. Heat that in a pan and it’s amazing
DrNinnuxx
Just need to microwave it for about 30 seconds.
whyarenttheserandom
16 y.o me would be ecstatic!!!
Top-Cost-9326
prolly shouldn’t call it boba tea, then
OrangeClyde
I just know you’re a boy 😭
bhagad
So you just decided to ignore the two words that make up its name?
Weasleylittleshit
Whoppers is such a underrated candy
CheatsySnoops
Heat it up and stir, you’ll have Hot Malted Chocolate Milk
_TheShapeOfColor_
I feel like r/stonerfood would also appreciate this
Kjb72
This made me cackle.
MrCabrera0695
Did you run out of cups or you just refuse to clean one 😂 I saw someone said this but warm and I have to agree! I don’t drink dairy milk, I can’t handle it, I like whoopers but they haven’t tasted the same since childhood.
GayAssBeagle
Whoops All Woppers!
keziahw
Well? How did it measure up?
melanonn_
boba tea from temu (would prob still eat this ngl)
TheDabberwocky
….How does one run out of cups??? Do you only use plastic cups and throw them all out?
allan_collins
Put it in a blender.
BayBandit1
No justification needed. You do you.
solarbot88
May I suggest therapy.
Commercial-Net5573
Bigg sipp
lohansensei
Omg I’m having boba tea right now too except instead of boba it’s chocolate cake and instead of tea it’s milk
39 Comments
I want to add some context, I was planning on making this sooner, but I got food poisoning. I made this with food poisoning still leaving my system.
I also made this BEFORE the milk expired.
😂. I love this!!!!!!
this but warm milk
🤣🤣🤣
Modern problems modern solutions
Milk .. chocolate… Whoppers
this is neither boba, nor tea…

funny seeing this as i’m consuming boba tea right now, except i substituted the tea for a pork loin and boba pearls for brown rice

Why would they call them milk balls if they’re not supposed to go in milk?
Picky desperate times call for slack measures.
You made crunchy chocolate milk
Did it taste like Cocoa Pebbles?
My mom lpves whoppers and was sick a lot as a kid. This just triggered a memory when she wasn’t feeling well one time I wanted to make her a milk shake but we only had milk no ice cream, so I basically took coffee creamer, milk and whopper candies and blended them into a chunky sludge. She loved that I tried but I doubt she even tasted it.
Whoppers are the worse!
Did you know that whoppers are covered in bug sweat? It’s what gives that shiny finish 🙂
I bet i costs as much as boba.
My dad used to make malted milk. Heat that in a pan and it’s amazing
Just need to microwave it for about 30 seconds.
16 y.o me would be ecstatic!!!
prolly shouldn’t call it boba tea, then
I just know you’re a boy 😭
So you just decided to ignore the two words that make up its name?
Whoppers is such a underrated candy
Heat it up and stir, you’ll have Hot Malted Chocolate Milk
I feel like r/stonerfood would also appreciate this
This made me cackle.
Did you run out of cups or you just refuse to clean one 😂 I saw someone said this but warm and I have to agree! I don’t drink dairy milk, I can’t handle it, I like whoopers but they haven’t tasted the same since childhood.
Whoops All Woppers!
Well? How did it measure up?
boba tea from temu (would prob still eat this ngl)
….How does one run out of cups??? Do you only use plastic cups and throw them all out?
Put it in a blender.
No justification needed. You do you.
May I suggest therapy.
Bigg sipp
Omg I’m having boba tea right now too except instead of boba it’s chocolate cake and instead of tea it’s milk
You made malted chocolate milk and that’s okay.