My definitely real wife said it was raw

by HorsesCantFly

30 Comments

  1. HorsesCantFly

    She’s real and said it was RAW. Should I divorce her?

  2. Maleficent-Bit1995

    Do u need a number for a good divorce attorney?

  3. aprilmofo

    TIME FOR A DEFINITELY REAL NEW WIFE HAR HAR HAR 🙄 (good post though)

  4. Melodic-Witness102

    Tell her it’s “rare” and looks perfect

  5. Advanced_Show9555

    Send her to a nursing home for well done gray mystery meat 😂😂

  6. Take the steak off the pasta. Pour some jarred tomato sauce on the pasta for her. Eat the steak.

  7. Carebear7087

    Give her the tube steak raw.. and point out she doesn’t complain about that being raw

  8. Secret-Ad-5366

    She really needs to stop lying??what else is she lying about???could be a serious problem

  9. djanes376

    Next time serve her two plates, one like this, and one completely raw. The contrast will make her appreciate it, maybe…

  10. OkButterscotch9386

    My fake wife just wants the fat seared a little bit 🙂

  11. SophisticatedPhallus

    How does a couple get to the point of being married and not know how their partner likes a steak? This always confuses me.

  12. KillMeNowFFS

    does she say the same when you put on a second condom?

  13. ShiftyState

    Next time I post on this sub, I’m going to use a gimmick title and see how many updoots I get. For science.

  14. She’s prolly just tryna find a way to not eat steak and linguini. Seriously though what is this meal? Not tryna be an ass just curious if this is popular somewhere or if your pantry had nothing else in it.

    The steak itself is fine. Could def be more rare, but serviceable nonetheless.

  15. RideToRoberts

    Cook it to her liking not for the admiration of strangers online.

  16. Revenant_Shade

    Easy. She thinks THATS RAW? Wait till you two go to bed and then show her what RAW REALLY MEANS. (Sorry if you end up with kids it’s an unfortunate side effect that happens sometimes)

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