My mom for some reason told me to bake pizza on oiled baking parchment instead of just backing tray… ALL of it got stuck and I had to rip it off piece by piece :(
My mom for some reason told me to bake pizza on oiled baking parchment instead of just backing tray… ALL of it got stuck and I had to rip it off piece by piece 🙁
by TheStarsAreEyes
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TheStarsAreEyes
For comparison, that’s when I only use a baking tray like Universe intended
15 years with a chance of parole for your mother, 9 months of community service for you.
konigon1
This doesn’t look like pizza at all.
NoTakeout775
Mom is guilty
MisterProfGuy
Are you sure you used parchment paper and not waxed paper? It’s an easy common mistake to make, although you tend to only make it once.
TonsilStoneSalsa
It doesn’t seem likely that parchment paper & oil would cause sticking. Are you sure you didn’t use wax paper?
figbott
This looks like a murder scene
JetstreamGW
That doesn’t make sense.
Motheroftides
Are you absolutely sure you used parchment paper and not wax, OP? Because this really shouldn’t happen with parchment paper, oiled or not.
Like seriously, I need to see a pic of the type of paper you actually used before I can actually commit to a judgement.
rbalbontin
Wax paper is not parchment paper
Classic-Exchange-511
While I agree with other people that oil and parchment paper shouldn’t stick I more so agree with you that a baking tray is the way GOD intended us to make pizzas
JustAnotherElsen
Show us the exact parchment paper you used
civver3
Should be marking gore NSFW.
thosetwoguyschannel
This is a serious offense
Ok_Orchid1004
Probably made cleaning the pan a breeze though.
wanted_to_upvote
No need to oil it. I have baked many pizzas on parchment with no problems.
ToxyFlog
Weird how everyone is questioning the use of paper and suddenly OP is *really* quiet. We need answers, dammit!
-_Los_-
Parchment paper is literally made to bake things on…
wetsuit509
Parchment never sticks (treated with silicon), you used wax paper and that will stick to anything as soon as you heat it up.
Tenshiijin
you used the wrong kind of paper.
Also you don’t need to oil anything when bakeing a pizza. Nor do you need any kind of wax or parchment paper. My pizzas don’t stick to what they are cooking on. Roll the dough out on a counter with flour and semolina/cornmeal. Never had a pizza stick.
Long_Toe_7223
Look how they massacred my boy
WhatIsThePointOfBlue
Either you used the wrong paper (wax?) Or your temp was too high for the parchment paper.
CincoBoyJordan
I have done exactly this with a very promising sheet pan pizza
ledhustler
Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper?
SimmmySAFC
Call the police and get a restraining order.
ElkSad9855
Your pizza having whole thick slices of ham is more of a crime here. You’re eating pizza not a sandwich.
Oldamog
The real crime here is the bologna… Unless you’re in Hawaii
in1gom0ntoya
you definitely used wax paper which isn’t parchment paper.
RenownedDumbass
I don’t know why everyone here is recommending alternative papers / trays; I always put my straight onto the oven rack. Gets crispier that way. I’ve even tried a pizza stone and I’m not convinced it was any better than rack.
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For comparison, that’s when I only use a baking tray like Universe intended
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15 years with a chance of parole for your mother, 9 months of community service for you.
This doesn’t look like pizza at all.
Mom is guilty
Are you sure you used parchment paper and not waxed paper? It’s an easy common mistake to make, although you tend to only make it once.
It doesn’t seem likely that parchment paper & oil would cause sticking. Are you sure you didn’t use wax paper?
This looks like a murder scene
That doesn’t make sense.
Are you absolutely sure you used parchment paper and not wax, OP? Because this really shouldn’t happen with parchment paper, oiled or not.
Like seriously, I need to see a pic of the type of paper you actually used before I can actually commit to a judgement.
Wax paper is not parchment paper
While I agree with other people that oil and parchment paper shouldn’t stick I more so agree with you that a baking tray is the way GOD intended us to make pizzas
Show us the exact parchment paper you used
Should be marking gore NSFW.
This is a serious offense
Probably made cleaning the pan a breeze though.
No need to oil it. I have baked many pizzas on parchment with no problems.
Weird how everyone is questioning the use of paper and suddenly OP is *really* quiet. We need answers, dammit!
Parchment paper is literally made to bake things on…
Parchment never sticks (treated with silicon), you used wax paper and that will stick to anything as soon as you heat it up.
you used the wrong kind of paper.
Also you don’t need to oil anything when bakeing a pizza. Nor do you need any kind of wax or parchment paper. My pizzas don’t stick to what they are cooking on. Roll the dough out on a counter with flour and semolina/cornmeal. Never had a pizza stick.
Look how they massacred my boy
Either you used the wrong paper (wax?) Or your temp was too high for the parchment paper.
I have done exactly this with a very promising sheet pan pizza
Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper? Are you sure you used parchment paper and not wax paper?
Call the police and get a restraining order.
Your pizza having whole thick slices of ham is more of a crime here. You’re eating pizza not a sandwich.
The real crime here is the bologna… Unless you’re in Hawaii
you definitely used wax paper which isn’t parchment paper.
I don’t know why everyone here is recommending alternative papers / trays; I always put my straight onto the oven rack. Gets crispier that way. I’ve even tried a pizza stone and I’m not convinced it was any better than rack.
eat the paper
That’s not parchment paper.