Why did my girlfriend put sour cream on her pizza and eat it from the side?
Why did my girlfriend put sour cream on her pizza and eat it from the side?
by ImNotNuke
47 Comments
Festering-Fecal
Only one explanation, she’s a alien.
Lilacrespo82
She’s a serial killer
bronzeorb
I can confirm: this is how they eat it in Hell.
uglierthanever
She needs treatment.
SoberSeahorse
Get out!
redgatoradeeeeee
If freezer pizza, it’s valid
rslogix89
Sleep with one eye open OP
OrochiKarnov
I’m trying to figure out what toppings would make this a compelling condiment.
mattycakes1077
Sometimes I get cravings for dairy, ALL OF THE DAIRY. Probably signs of a vitamin deficiency. Not a medical professional, this is not advice.
Legitimate-Lab7173
I’m not one that screams “break up” all the time, but can you look at this person the same after this?
kahnwaldz_
Lol
Stoo-Pedassol
She’s a psycho. Marry her.
Lepke2011
Calmly get up and back away from the table. No. Sudden. Moves. When you get outside… RUN!
Deathstar-TV
Man these posts today are just full of bait. Like I don’t even believe half of these that came out today. No real human would butcher their pizza like this. Some psych ward shit.
PlaneCombination1766
Did you ask her?
JTB696699
You spelled ex-girlfriend wrong
Mockisho
You might need to run, bruv.
Geo-dude151
Antique_Building_885
She’s stoned to the bone
SunflowerDeliveryMan
As much as I wouldn’t eat this pizza, I think it’s valid.
tecpaocelotl1
Might work with Mexican cream.
kk1620
Congrats on becoming a dad! 😅
RichardCocke
What a monster
Salt_Cauliflower_922
Because she’s a goddamn psychopath, that’s why.
bluish-velvet
Sour cream is actually pretty good on pizza ngl. If anyone remembers Donato’s, they used to have a chicken pizza with jalapeños and it came with a side of sour cream. Thought it was really weird at first, but tried it anyway and was pleasantly surprised. But I think the toppings are the deciding factor. Not sure it’d be as good on pepperoni
GarrisonWhite2
Sour cream is actually delicious on taco pizza. I don’t know if it would hit the same on a plain cheese pizza but now I want to try it.
therealtater
I mean, I kinda understand
SnooTigers806
Run
Merganser3816
Have you tried it? Just a dollap will do
Ok_Cauliflower5223
To piss you off
SpeedBlitzX
I thought that was a big glob of mayo.
Dr_Kitten
She wants to break up, but doesn’t want to hurt you. This is her not-so-subtle attempt to get you to break up with her.
voss3ygam3s
Does she laugh without using her eyes? Look carefully next time.
Icy-Conflict6671
Send her back to the factory
AlbusMagnusGigantus
I feel insulted.
Pleasant-Chef6055
Because that is how she likes and enjoys it would be my guess.
auntpotato
This is indeed a crime. No excuse for this.
ack202
She’s a psycho, get rid of her… this is the type of woman that will stalk you, key up your car, and get you thrown in jail.
KiloThaPastyOne
It’s a warning sign. You should thank her and eject
Due_Shoulder1578
Sour cream, whatever. Eating it from the side? I don’t see the endgame with that thought.
FigureBorn4734
This has to be AI. There’s no humanness here.
notonrexmanningday
She was high
Flacid_boner96
She’s been replaced with 3 squirrels in a human suit
47 Comments
Only one explanation, she’s a alien.
She’s a serial killer
I can confirm: this is how they eat it in Hell.
She needs treatment.
Get out!
If freezer pizza, it’s valid
Sleep with one eye open OP
I’m trying to figure out what toppings would make this a compelling condiment.
Sometimes I get cravings for dairy, ALL OF THE DAIRY. Probably signs of a vitamin deficiency. Not a medical professional, this is not advice.
I’m not one that screams “break up” all the time, but can you look at this person the same after this?
Lol
She’s a psycho. Marry her.
Calmly get up and back away from the table. No. Sudden. Moves. When you get outside… RUN!
Man these posts today are just full of bait. Like I don’t even believe half of these that came out today. No real human would butcher their pizza like this. Some psych ward shit.
Did you ask her?
You spelled ex-girlfriend wrong
You might need to run, bruv.
She’s stoned to the bone
As much as I wouldn’t eat this pizza, I think it’s valid.
Might work with Mexican cream.
Congrats on becoming a dad! 😅
What a monster
Because she’s a goddamn psychopath, that’s why.
Sour cream is actually pretty good on pizza ngl. If anyone remembers Donato’s, they used to have a chicken pizza with jalapeños and it came with a side of sour cream. Thought it was really weird at first, but tried it anyway and was pleasantly surprised. But I think the toppings are the deciding factor. Not sure it’d be as good on pepperoni
Sour cream is actually delicious on taco pizza. I don’t know if it would hit the same on a plain cheese pizza but now I want to try it.
I mean, I kinda understand
Run
Have you tried it? Just a dollap will do
To piss you off
I thought that was a big glob of mayo.
She wants to break up, but doesn’t want to hurt you. This is her not-so-subtle attempt to get you to break up with her.
Does she laugh without using her eyes? Look carefully next time.
Send her back to the factory
I feel insulted.
Because that is how she likes and enjoys it would be my guess.
This is indeed a crime. No excuse for this.
She’s a psycho, get rid of her… this is the type of woman that will stalk you, key up your car, and get you thrown in jail.
It’s a warning sign. You should thank her and eject
Sour cream, whatever. Eating it from the side? I don’t see the endgame with that thought.
This has to be AI. There’s no humanness here.
She was high
She’s been replaced with 3 squirrels in a human suit
She’s a bot
She’s the Charles Manson of pizza crimes, run!!
Preggers
I’ll be honest, I’d eat it.
From the side is crazy tho