I ended up sharing an apartment with a man-child while I was in the Marine Corps. His girlfriend and I were the only ones who could cook in the house. We all decided on steak one nignt
night. Watched him eat it while dipping every bite in ranch. Thankfully he only knew how to operate the microwave and air fryer for his Dino juggles. Adding a picture of something I made in my electric skillet while on TDY, and a 3rd I made in my barrack air fryer.
by CatalystAnarchy
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I suppose that is slightly more forgivable than ketchup. But not really.
Heathen!
Is that a pocket knife?
You ask them politely but firmly to leave.
Oh no, the horror
I bet he enjoyed every bit, while you remember a long time after that a man used ranch once lol
It’s a just a variation of Milk Steak, a traditional mid-Atlantic dish.
I have many questions from the title
Must be from Missouri.
My sister in law covered the filet I made her in ranch and it made me shed a tear
Marine posting food, and it’s not crayons?
Straight to jail
Do you need bail money?
The perspective on that first picture is really throwing me off. It looks like a baby holding a pocket knife about to slice the world smallest steak on a plate resting on someone’s back.
2020? Yall are probably married now.
Maybe your steak was so bad he had to use ranch.
Honestly, I love a good homemade ranch or blue cheese, if they are so good, I will legit use them on almost anything.
The pocket knife is more egregious than the ranch imo
I mean, calling the guy a man-child makes me feel like this is a bit pretentious in the attempt at a dunk by strangers on the internet. Kind of a weird callout, I can’t imagine being bothered enough to not only take a picture, but sit on that picture for a long time and then post it to a steak sub.
Having said that I guess I wouldn’t eat a steak with ranch? Hot take here, not sure how I supposed to add to the conversation.
My wife eats my steaks with ranch. I don’t care. It’s what she likes. I don’t belittle or judge her for it. I respect her and support her. treat your partners who eat steak the “wrong” way or different than you. I don’t see it as wasting anything. She loves my cooking and eats every bite.
People are goofy let people eat how they want to eat who are you to judge? Everyone likes something weird I bet you dip your French fries in ice cream🤣 my one homie put mustard in his Mac and cheese🤣 people are gunna eat how they eat man🤷♂️💯
What a sad thing to gatekeep about
What’s with people cutting steaks with pocket knives lately?
I haven’t listened to JRE in a while.
Why do you care? How does this affect you?
Frankly, who fucking cares? It’s just ranch, if it was something really out there like fucking jelly bellies I’d say, yeah that’s weird. But for something as mundane as ranch, who cares? God you people are judgemental.
Call me crazy but I love a lil sour cream with my steak. They fit so well together.
Who cares? If that’s the way he likes it what’s it matter to you.
lol this sub is wild
It’s been popping up on my front page and it’s by far one of the most toxic/gatekeepy subs I’ve seen on this website; which is pretty impressive considering I usually just frequent gaming subs.
Also you people seem to think it’s a cardinal sin to have ranch anywhere near a steak. Guess I and literally everyone else I know are weird then; running a piece through some leftover ranch from your salad is bomb.
You suck ass dude. You so insecure that you have to put this guy on blast and then prove how much better you are at cooking than him?
Nothing wrong with that. Not my preference, but i do like a good dipping sauce now and again.