everything about this i hate. if you’re broke, why waste white bread on this shit when a tortilla or naan bread would work a million times better. if you’re not broke just make a fucking pizza. if you’re out of all ingredients except for any sensible crust/dough… dont make a fucking pizza.
ForeverBoner215
Jail!
mittelegna
Oh my… This deserves harsh punishment. ADX Florence if I got my way.
CampbellsBeefBroth
If this was done with french bread it’d be one thing, but plain white bread?
Dicky_Penisburg
Criminal impersonation
WolfieJessi
Electric chair
Jorgedig
No more so than the egregious use of that bread as hotdog bun. Both are punishable by up to 14 months in prison and a fine of $250K.
NetworkingJesus
Skip cutting the bread and it’s just a “pizza bob” like my elementary school cafeteria used to serve. Literally the same thing. White bread, pizza sauce, cheese, pepperoni. It’s actually really tasty if you think of it more like an open-faced pizza-flavored sandwich than actual pizza.
soulreaver1984
To be honest though when I was in college breathing ramen and canned chicken, this would have been a welcome respite for my broke ass.
SportsPhotoGirl
It’s only a crime because the bread isn’t toasted before topping it. Toaster pizza is amazing.
smontesi
It’s a (bad) bruschetta
It’s fine as long as they don’t call it at pizza
DM_ME_UR_OPINION
ngl coulda just screen recorded the video instead of 8 whole slides with a play button in the middle but im not here to judge
Big_Fo_Fo
I’ve made English muffin mini pizzas with my nephew and niece. But white bread? Too far
Sad_Bison_3284
I used to make something similar as a child except we didn’t even bring a knife anywhere near the bread and it was specifically pizza bread not pizza because real pizza is made with dough not bread and I would sometimes add ham to it just for some protein and it was a good struggle meal but it’s not pizza and it never will be
FalseDrive
Potentially. I used to make French bread pizzas all the time—they were delicious and the texture was lovely. However, this is a piece of wonder bread
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
Yes it’s a sad crime.
rachelevil
It’s not delivery, it’s D’Struggle
sleepdeprived44
honestly, it’s not as bad as I was expecting it to be, could’ve been a lot worse
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It’s a crime to call this a pizza.
The defining thing that makes a pizza is the dough. In Italy, pizza dough that’s baked or fried without toppings is still called “pizza“.
This thing masquerading as a pizza is, by definition, not a pizza.
Yes. 💯% You’re under arrest and:
https://youtu.be/YomgQMU-2fE?feature=shared
everything about this i hate. if you’re broke, why waste white bread on this shit when a tortilla or naan bread would work a million times better. if you’re not broke just make a fucking pizza. if you’re out of all ingredients except for any sensible crust/dough… dont make a fucking pizza.
Jail!
Oh my… This deserves harsh punishment. ADX Florence if I got my way.
If this was done with french bread it’d be one thing, but plain white bread?
Criminal impersonation
Electric chair
No more so than the egregious use of that bread as hotdog bun. Both are punishable by up to 14 months in prison and a fine of $250K.
Skip cutting the bread and it’s just a “pizza bob” like my elementary school cafeteria used to serve. Literally the same thing. White bread, pizza sauce, cheese, pepperoni. It’s actually really tasty if you think of it more like an open-faced pizza-flavored sandwich than actual pizza.
To be honest though when I was in college breathing ramen and canned chicken, this would have been a welcome respite for my broke ass.
It’s only a crime because the bread isn’t toasted before topping it. Toaster pizza is amazing.
It’s a (bad) bruschetta
It’s fine as long as they don’t call it at pizza
ngl coulda just screen recorded the video instead of 8 whole slides with a play button in the middle but im not here to judge
I’ve made English muffin mini pizzas with my nephew and niece. But white bread? Too far
I used to make something similar as a child except we didn’t even bring a knife anywhere near the bread and it was specifically pizza bread not pizza because real pizza is made with dough not bread and I would sometimes add ham to it just for some protein and it was a good struggle meal but it’s not pizza and it never will be
Potentially. I used to make French bread pizzas all the time—they were delicious and the texture was lovely. However, this is a piece of wonder bread
Yes it’s a sad crime.
It’s not delivery, it’s D’Struggle
honestly, it’s not as bad as I was expecting it to be, could’ve been a lot worse