Why does your wife have to be out of town for you to have a steak?
BienZboss
Meat sweats!
Pfordy40
Your wife doesn’t like good food or good movies..?
They_Beat_Me
Porn and steak? 🥩 Okay, I’ll allow it.
Smootchie_Adairbear
Nice blackened steak and mushrooms
mma1227
What kinda wine?
AngryOneEyedGod
You’re going to bang her sister? Or brother?
Sqweezyjibs
Boy dinner!
tropicalia84
My wife was out of town and I did the same exact thing – also pretty sure my parents had those exact same plates when I was growing up. Just hit me with a nostalgia bomb.
Exciting-Weather-896
Mmmm Blue steak
RelevantAssistant285
Thought you were banging my wife for a second. We have those exact plates
PLSUSA
No cigar?
Del1ta
I have those exact same plates.
DjSkywalk3r13
Hookers cocaine???
Teacup91
Are you me? None of those my wife would enjoy
Bdooley1017
Grill some meat and then beat some meat. Not a bad night
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Wife’s out of town and you’re watching Dunkirk? It’s a fantastic movie and all but wife outta town good?
Meat looks damn good.
No money shot? Downvoted
Overdone huh?
My man 🔥
I prolly would’ve chosen to watch wolf of Wall Street but that looks like an 8/10 night
I love dunkirk but I’m not sure it’s wife out of town good… everything else looked perfect
Girls?! Haha
Love it
Dunkirk is great especially for the RAF Spitfire action
don’t fuck the meat.
Dudes rock
Dreams….my man. Dreams. Hopefully slept in till 630 no alarm. I’m good for 2 a year and I’ll feel great the next day
I have had that same type of blue plate my entire adult life.
Steak looked good too!
You forgot the peace and quiet
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I’m so happy mine loves steak as much as me.
I have the same plate.
Dudes rock
We know what no money shot means. Well done.
Why does your wife have to be out of town for you to have a steak?
Meat sweats!
Your wife doesn’t like good food or good movies..?
Porn and steak? 🥩 Okay, I’ll allow it.
Nice blackened steak and mushrooms
What kinda wine?
You’re going to bang her sister? Or brother?
Boy dinner!
My wife was out of town and I did the same exact thing – also pretty sure my parents had those exact same plates when I was growing up. Just hit me with a nostalgia bomb.
Mmmm Blue steak
Thought you were banging my wife for a second. We have those exact plates
No cigar?
I have those exact same plates.
Hookers cocaine???
Are you me? None of those my wife would enjoy
Grill some meat and then beat some meat. Not a bad night
I love mushrooms.