Behold the most hideous and hellish cocktail ever conceived: the 7 Levels of Hell has a base of pure capsaicin, then Surstromming, fermented tofu chili, snail juice, Malort, and cheap vodka. It’s topped with a durian-Limburger mousse, rimmed with Liverwurst, and garnished with anchovy olives, a century egg, and a dried scorpion. Link to my unfortunate imbibing of the whole thing in comments.

by engr1337

25 Comments

  1. This reminds me of the durian Malort ice cream on this sub earlier. But this one is worse… much worse. I rather eat durian than surstromming.

  2. shy_guy_sandwich

    good job, you made a malort cocktail where the malort is the least objectionable ingredient.

  3. MichaelTruly

    As someone who’s eaten everything in this drink but liverwurst- this drink can absolutely go fuck itself right off this planet

  4. Grasswaskindawet

    This is Hall of Fame stupid food. This is the Oscar winner. The Nobel prize. The Holy Grail.

    You’ve won the Stupid Food subreddit!

  5. Doorway_Sensei

    I’ve got diarrhea just from looking at this.

  6. How did you even get all these ingredients together in one place?

  7. KillEmDafoe89

    Man, you couldn’t pay me on a dare to consume that. Jesus Christ.

  8. Jinxletron

    What a genuinely terrible day to have both eyes, and the ability to read.

  9. exotic_floral_tea

    They should keep my liver sausage away from that monstrosity.

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