Monterey County Jail Oatmeal

Ingredients

• A lot of powdered oatmeal
• Way too much water
• All the sugar the county will let you have

1 divided steel plateful

Preparation

1. Boil the water and stir in the oatmeal. Let steep.
2. Sprinkle or deluge with sugar, to taste.
3. Eat with a steel spoon.

10 minutes