On the pool side, under the awning, as close to the house as possible.
Wonderful_Fail_8253
Middle of the soccer field
Mr_Hyde_4
Real question: where’s the friggin driveway?
pierre_x10
dead center of the swimming pool
Assert dominance
Spellsword9488
I would have multiple grills, multiple locations. That way you can grill no matter what’s happening.
grandmotaste
If you got a golf course, you got a golf cart. If you got a golf cart, you got a grill cart. Make it happen, take that fucker everywhere.
Bitter_Hunter_31
Rooftop. Give them their food and they slide down to the pool
jimmybobbyluckyducky
Stop flying drones over my house please.
Jimpy-Lablover49
You crack me up! Good one
gatorlan
Poor design… need to dump this place real fast & build a BBQ centric estate! 😉
GuardianCraft
Wherever my Chef wants to. His problem, and why he’s getting paid! 😎
cReddddddd
All of them
ziomus90
Not enough room to grill
wadewadewade777
Roof. Really draws in the crowds
Gilfoyle_Bertram
The only serious answer is: you need to buy the house next door and turn the whole thing into a grilling spot.
futureman07
Wherever my chef wants it at that point.
lockednchaste
3rd hole green.
ComprehensiveFix7468
New money vs ol money
crowdsourced
Center field.
crusoe
Right next to the water slide. Fresh hotdog for the trip.
TurdSack1
Near the trees in the top right where no one would bother me
dburr10085
Seeking free help. Please 🙏🏽
RefrigeratorBig7166
Doubt I’m the one using it if my place looks like this.
Old_Barnacle7777
At the beginning, the middle or possibly the end of the water slide.
DryTown
I will be happier with a Weber Kettle on a concrete slab patio than this person is with all this shit – I promise.
Ok_Inflation_5113
This looks like the house of one of those patio paver company’s. The ad with the dad and the two sons I think it is. Can’t recall the name off hand. But the pool looks similar
beersnfoodnfam
Um…anywhere there’s concrete.
ImOldGregg_77
In the master bedrooms 3rd bathrooms walk-in closet right next to the walk-in fridge.
KeyIntelligent9702
You already pay employees to make decisions like this for you, so why would I give you my advice for free?
noblehoax
Is this the Blank Check house?
ComedianTerrible1353
Righttttt ovverr THERE!
snickl3frits
Definitely shade
Born-Lie8688
Why do you care? You’re grill master chef will handle the grilling
BobbingFourApples
Is this from GTA
NaiRad1000
Wherever you believe is more convenient for your personal chef
mikal026
Between the front 9 and the back 9
DeceitfulDhole
Mm
SounthernGentleman
Pool….gonna get a few Lizzos but the gym rats will balance it out.
MacMavenAl
Near the seating on the patio. You would want to smell everything grilling and serve it right there. Surprised they didn’t build an outdoor kitchen based on this layout.
tomjleo
Where is the kitchen located? If I forget something from the fridge, I’m not walking a mile across the estate to grab it.
Egad86
As a serious answer, I’d say the empty paved area south east of the slide. Close enough to the house to make trips short and looks like it is unused space.
On a side note, what does one do with an entire soccer field most days of the year?
iiooiooi
Next to the entrance to the waterslide for grab-n-go convenience.
BobbyAngelface
CLOSER TO THE KITCHEN!!!
(With another after the ninth hole to enjoy some good grilling before the back nine).
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This is some high quality shitposting right here
On the pool side, under the awning, as close to the house as possible.
Middle of the soccer field
Real question: where’s the friggin driveway?
dead center of the swimming pool
Assert dominance
I would have multiple grills, multiple locations. That way you can grill no matter what’s happening.
If you got a golf course, you got a golf cart. If you got a golf cart, you got a grill cart. Make it happen, take that fucker everywhere.
Rooftop. Give them their food and they slide down to the pool
Stop flying drones over my house please.
You crack me up! Good one
Poor design… need to dump this place real fast & build a BBQ centric estate! 😉
Wherever my Chef wants to. His problem, and why he’s getting paid! 😎
All of them
Not enough room to grill
Roof. Really draws in the crowds
The only serious answer is: you need to buy the house next door and turn the whole thing into a grilling spot.
Wherever my chef wants it at that point.
3rd hole green.
New money vs ol money
Center field.
Right next to the water slide. Fresh hotdog for the trip.
Near the trees in the top right where no one would bother me
Seeking free help. Please 🙏🏽
Doubt I’m the one using it if my place looks like this.
At the beginning, the middle or possibly the end of the water slide.
I will be happier with a Weber Kettle on a concrete slab patio than this person is with all this shit – I promise.
This looks like the house of one of those patio paver company’s. The ad with the dad and the two sons I think it is. Can’t recall the name off hand. But the pool looks similar
Um…anywhere there’s concrete.
In the master bedrooms 3rd bathrooms walk-in closet right next to the walk-in fridge.
You already pay employees to make decisions like this for you, so why would I give you my advice for free?
Is this the Blank Check house?
Righttttt ovverr THERE!
Definitely shade
Why do you care? You’re grill master chef will handle the grilling
Is this from GTA
Wherever you believe is more convenient for your personal chef
Between the front 9 and the back 9
Mm
Pool….gonna get a few Lizzos but the gym rats will balance it out.
Near the seating on the patio. You would want to smell everything grilling and serve it right there. Surprised they didn’t build an outdoor kitchen based on this layout.
Where is the kitchen located? If I forget something from the fridge, I’m not walking a mile across the estate to grab it.
As a serious answer, I’d say the empty paved area south east of the slide. Close enough to the house to make trips short and looks like it is unused space.
On a side note, what does one do with an entire soccer field most days of the year?
Next to the entrance to the waterslide for grab-n-go convenience.
CLOSER TO THE KITCHEN!!!
(With another after the ninth hole to enjoy some good grilling before the back nine).
Obviously at the turn
On ur right that circle in the middle