This is it. This is the winner. This is going to sweep the nation! Think about it! You can market it to 5 star breakfast boutiques! Think about it!

"Yes-yes ma'am the special we have today is a unique and grassroots method of cooking fresh eggs, rustic style. The eggs are so fresh the cooks doesn't have time to scramble them! This is the most authentic, farm to table method of cooking high quality eggs. Yes yes, your Insta is going to blow up with this"

I am in the process of trademarking, copywriting, embossing, and authenticating the patent so don't get any ideas about taking this idea, this is meant to make money for me, not you. If you want the recipe, you can PM me but I will have to leave some ingredients out, or course, so you don't get the full recipe.

by FukuPizdik

8 Comments

  1. Djinjja-Ninja

    > Stupid food that you made in your kitchen just for the sake of karma-whoring is not allowed and will be removed.

  2. Doesn’t look stupid to me.

    Business idea though is either dumb or a poor attempt at humour.

  3. TempleOfCyclops

    I don’t think this is going to get the result you’re hoping for here.

  4. PineappIeSuppository

    Your post is bad and you should feel bad!

  5. cernegiant

    This sub isn’t for your mediocre cooking and somehow even more mediocre attempts at humour.

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