Does a local restaurant trying to pass off a cockroach as lobster count in this sub?
Does a local restaurant trying to pass off a cockroach as lobster count in this sub?
by tyfroidfever
40 Comments
PoopTransplant
Have we come to this low of a point in humanity that we don’t thank the restaurant for the free extra protein source?
GrafZeppelin127
They must think their customers are absolute morons.
fenwayb
Looking them up there is also a review of a pea pod filled with worms
AllenMaask
Steamed Hams?
Bolf-Ramshield
Are they really believing they can gaslight people into thinking a dead cockroach actually is a delicacy? 😭
HomerStillSippen
Damn they got some skimpy lobster tails then
Brilliant_Comb_1607
Roach fusion
Life-Oil-7226
Don’t mind that burned cockroach in your food, it’s technically added flavor. Enjoy!
Disastrous-Resident5
That’s located in….. yep…. Laporte, IN. Definitely a cockroach in the food.
Context: Laporte is legit hotdog water
theorian123
They can’t enjoy a succulent Chinese lobster tail?
PuzzledYak2556
the ChatGPT generated response post from the restaurant is insane
BJntheRV
Maybe a crayfish, but that ain’t no lobster tail
tombaba
“Langoustine”
Ruined_Oculi
Some years back at a local Asian place my mom found a millipede in her rice and they told her it was nothing to worry about, just a piece of spice. Must be a thing huh?
Odd-Outcome450
That’s the fushion part
Hivalion
I can see it both ways, but that’s not necessarily better. What if they had a shellfish allergy?
Conscious_Play9554
So…the customer ate the lobster tail or not?
Flat-Avocado-6258
Lmao antennas, legs, the exact shape of a cockroach… but yeah that’s a lobster tail. 😂
A for effort but we weren’t born yesterday sorry. 😂
MissSugar77
Omg their response?? Why are they gaslighting everyone ?? When did a roach become a succulent lobster tail? Girl I’m Beyoncé if thats the case since we just saying anything now !!
IrisSmartAss
How does the cook miss that?
Correct-Award8182
I’ve heard lobsters are closely related to cockroaches, so… land lobster.
Red Lobster could do an all you can eat special.
IrisSmartAss
Well, is that an Asian roach fused onto that beef? 🤢🤮
psypio
It took me a while to figure out how they could call that a succulent lobster tail… it seems they are probably trying to suggest that is just part of a lobster’s tail fan. Even so, I’m still skeptical. Why isn’t it redder from being cooked?
Cultural-Money-9633
no that belongs in the r/KitchenConfidential subreddit
Hunting-Duck
Thats not a damn lobster tail.
madderhatter3210
Gaslighting customers is crazy lmao
robotortoise
This sounds like it was written by an AI to boot. ChatGPT, give me a PR friendly response for a restaurant that served a cockroach with our stake and how it could have been misconstrued.
There’s no way a human could have been stupid enough to think of this excuse. I refuse to believe it.
rationalsarcasm
That’s what happens when you order food from a landscaping company
agoia
Straight to the health inspector. With a copy of their review reply. That place should be shuttered.
InspectorMoney1306
Pretty much the same thing
English999
To be fair Fusion is in the name. They just don’t clarify on what the food is *fused with*.
WesternAd8644
Hella save.
cbelt3
A Succulent Asian Fusion Cucaracha !
slimelore
The restaurant posted another picture to “explain” how this was actually a lobster tail… but even that looks different from the roachy pic… smaller and no leggy bits. and also, how convenient you just had two servings of this particular dish that also ended up with “lobster tail” on it…
CheesecakeConundrum
It’s fine if it hit 165
JadeRabbit__
Sometimes I wish I had the level of self confidence to be brave enough to try and sell a roach as a lobster tail.
looking_fordopamine
Absolutely fucking pathetic
Background_Essay_676
Isn’t it the same thing but in the water?
Spiritual-Toe7150
Let’s for the sake of whatever say they’re right and it’s lobster tail. Which it clearly isn’t. It’s a roach. But if it was a piece of lobster tail, that would def be cross contamination right? Like, someone with seafood allergies eats that and dies? Regardless of roach or lobster this is a big problem. Not something a Facebook post should be handling. But guys. It’s a damn roach.
Courwes
I could maybe believe it was the tail of a shrimp but that’s a fucking roach. They must think people are idiots. I would be smearing them all over the internet for their roach infested food.
40 Comments
Have we come to this low of a point in humanity that we don’t thank the restaurant for the free extra protein source?
They must think their customers are absolute morons.
Looking them up there is also a review of a pea pod filled with worms
Steamed Hams?
Are they really believing they can gaslight people into thinking a dead cockroach actually is a delicacy? 😭
Damn they got some skimpy lobster tails then
Roach fusion
Don’t mind that burned cockroach in your food, it’s technically added flavor. Enjoy!
That’s located in….. yep…. Laporte, IN. Definitely a cockroach in the food.
Context: Laporte is legit hotdog water
They can’t enjoy a succulent Chinese lobster tail?
the ChatGPT generated response post from the restaurant is insane
Maybe a crayfish, but that ain’t no lobster tail
“Langoustine”
Some years back at a local Asian place my mom found a millipede in her rice and they told her it was nothing to worry about, just a piece of spice. Must be a thing huh?
That’s the fushion part
I can see it both ways, but that’s not necessarily better. What if they had a shellfish allergy?
So…the customer ate the lobster tail or not?
Lmao antennas, legs, the exact shape of a cockroach… but yeah that’s a lobster tail. 😂
A for effort but we weren’t born yesterday sorry. 😂
Omg their response?? Why are they gaslighting everyone ?? When did a roach become a succulent lobster tail? Girl I’m Beyoncé if thats the case since we just saying anything now !!
How does the cook miss that?
I’ve heard lobsters are closely related to cockroaches, so… land lobster.
Red Lobster could do an all you can eat special.
Well, is that an Asian roach fused onto that beef? 🤢🤮
It took me a while to figure out how they could call that a succulent lobster tail… it seems they are probably trying to suggest that is just part of a lobster’s tail fan. Even so, I’m still skeptical. Why isn’t it redder from being cooked?
no that belongs in the r/KitchenConfidential subreddit
Thats not a damn lobster tail.
Gaslighting customers is crazy lmao
This sounds like it was written by an AI to boot. ChatGPT, give me a PR friendly response for a restaurant that served a cockroach with our stake and how it could have been misconstrued.
There’s no way a human could have been stupid enough to think of this excuse. I refuse to believe it.
That’s what happens when you order food from a landscaping company
Straight to the health inspector. With a copy of their review reply. That place should be shuttered.
Pretty much the same thing
To be fair Fusion is in the name. They just don’t clarify on what the food is *fused with*.
Hella save.
A Succulent Asian Fusion Cucaracha !
The restaurant posted another picture to “explain” how this was actually a lobster tail… but even that looks different from the roachy pic… smaller and no leggy bits. and also, how convenient you just had two servings of this particular dish that also ended up with “lobster tail” on it…
It’s fine if it hit 165
Sometimes I wish I had the level of self confidence to be brave enough to try and sell a roach as a lobster tail.
Absolutely fucking pathetic
Isn’t it the same thing but in the water?
Let’s for the sake of whatever say they’re right and it’s lobster tail. Which it clearly isn’t. It’s a roach. But if it was a piece of lobster tail, that would def be cross contamination right? Like, someone with seafood allergies eats that and dies? Regardless of roach or lobster this is a big problem. Not something a Facebook post should be handling. But guys. It’s a damn roach.
I could maybe believe it was the tail of a shrimp but that’s a fucking roach. They must think people are idiots. I would be smearing them all over the internet for their roach infested food.