No – minimum requirement is tough base, tomato sauce and cheese.
You made flatbread tho?
Ashamed_Rhubarb8634
That’s pisshit
mechanized-robot
Yeah
ImmaculateWeiss
Seems like an unwrapped wrap
carriegood
It’s an open-face bologna sandwich.
kayyxelle
No, it’s an abomination
-khamiel
Why should it be a pizza?
wiiningoffgames
This is unelectable for classification
el_peregrino_mundial
A pizza requires the dough be uncooked when the sauce and other toppings are added, and it’s all baked together. Boboli and other “pre-baked” crusts are pseudo-pizza.
I’ll die on this hill. Fight me.
CartographerOk171
Uh NO. Nice try
human-dancer
Post in r/italy and see if they don’t unleash their inner Roman and crucify you where you stand
Kebab-Destroyer
Well it’s certainly not a square meal
PapieszxD
I think it is a big taco.
DahlBurgers
That is considered illegal in many states
crazyforsushi
Oh, that’s either a financial struggle meal or a mental struggle meal. I’d know them well, mostly the latter.
Comprehensive-Bad183
I hate u for making me see this. This is my first comment in this sub u did that to me…
Scared-Mine1506
Yes its a circular pizza shit on top of otherwise serviceable bread.
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Did you have to ask
Needs more cheese
Open face sandwich. Don’t lump pizza in with this effort.
Anything round: wow pizza
Is a punch in the face considered a hand shake?
This sure is something
No
Hahaha 😂 to call this a pizza would be defamation
Ask this question to an italian and report back with the resulsts
Is a whole live salmon considered tuna?
Go ask the folks on r/pizzacrimes.
That’s a sandwich
Open faced wrap
Only if you consider a kick to the nuts a form of greeting. Still, it sounds like an ok snack.
no.
Pita bread.
r/pizzacrimes
No, it’s an unwrapped wrap.
That homemade labneh did not deserve to go like this
sabre get out the kitchen 😭😭
Yes? Yeah.
Why is this making many of us irrationally angry I want to smack op ha ha
No.
In New Haven
If this is a pizza, I’m a scientist.
No. That is a nacho.
I think this is considered a crime against humanity
Hot, baked, bread product a sauce or cheese (usually both)
I think this fails the bare minimum bar.
no?
No according to the Cube Rule of Food chart that is Toast.
[https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/e/e8/Cube-Rule-of-Food-Step-1.jpg/v4-460px-Cube-Rule-of-Food-Step-1.jpg](https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/e/e8/Cube-Rule-of-Food-Step-1.jpg/v4-460px-Cube-Rule-of-Food-Step-1.jpg)
No – minimum requirement is tough base, tomato sauce and cheese.
You made flatbread tho?
That’s pisshit
Yeah
Seems like an unwrapped wrap
It’s an open-face bologna sandwich.
No, it’s an abomination
Why should it be a pizza?
This is unelectable for classification
A pizza requires the dough be uncooked when the sauce and other toppings are added, and it’s all baked together. Boboli and other “pre-baked” crusts are pseudo-pizza.
I’ll die on this hill. Fight me.
Uh NO. Nice try
Post in r/italy and see if they don’t unleash their inner Roman and crucify you where you stand
Well it’s certainly not a square meal
I think it is a big taco.
That is considered illegal in many states
Oh, that’s either a financial struggle meal or a mental struggle meal. I’d know them well, mostly the latter.
I hate u for making me see this. This is my first comment in this sub u did that to me…
Yes its a circular pizza shit on top of otherwise serviceable bread.
Get out.