Bet this person’s allergy list at restaurants is even worse.
Bet this person’s allergy list at restaurants is even worse.
by Browncoat_Loyalist
33 Comments
QUE5EDILLARRR
ugh, comic sans
Exzrian_Artistrana
You spelled “bullshit” wrong
Nwolfe
Allergic to the smell of brewing coffee?
Worldly-Sprinkles-77
So you can’t actually be allergic to the smell of brewed coffee and a coffee allergy in general is so incredibly rare it’s almost unheard of.
khouz
I am the center of the universe, cater to my every demand.
I would ball that piece of paper up, dip it in coffee, and throw it at this persons forehead
Relevant_Grass9586
Lies
Martlet92
Her own plans that doesn’t run on “airplane fuel”
XyzzyPop
Nothing says I appreciate you (subtext: for entertaining my desire to be a negative sense of attention) than comic Sans and a sheet of paper you have printed out multiple times to insert your seat number.
Not_Campo2
Yall are skipping over the allergy to airplane fuel, you wouldn’t even be able to make it on the plane lol
Primordiox
“Trying to make the flight as enjoyable as possible for *me*”
We are all miserable up here but nobody else is handing out instruction placards 🙄
MrAshleyMadison
Just fly like this
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Cleercutter
Kick them off the fucking plane.
Itchy_Professor_4133
Just slip a plastic garbage bag over the person in 4A. Problem solved
red-plaid-hat
“Thank you for your patience and understanding in trying to make the flight as enjoyable as possible for me”
So, weird word choice saying “enjoyment” there. Sure I too enjoy not going into anaphylaxis, but my enjoyment isn’t the concern if I do.
ArtisticMudd
I’ve flown quite a bit, and gasoline and airplane fuel have never been anything I had to deal with on any flight.
therealtrajan
Those morning flights literally run on coffee and jet fuel. She’s cooked
Aeolus_14_Umbra
You can’t actually be allergic to the smell of coffee; there are no VOC allergens in the smell. But the smell could trigger an anxiety attack based on previous trauma.
theloop82
Of course it’s comic sans.
Toxic_Squash
There is no evidence the smell of coffee causes allergic reactions to people with that specific allergy. I’d say the person gets anxiety and psychs themselves out when they smell it lol
-blundertaker-
I’m sorry ma’am, but due to the severity of your allergies we will not able to accept the liability of having you as a passenger on our airline. Please gather your belongings and one of our flight attendants will be happy to escort you back to the gate.
ProperPerspective571
They better pony up for that private jet or stay tf home
mnsource
Well looks like they’re gonna be walkin’
cmfarsight
I feel like the allergy to jet fuel might be more important in this case than the coffee allergy.
Anxious_Sail
I am also allergic to airplane fuel.
Beezelbub_is_me
They should just kick them off and tell them to take a bus or train. People’s sense of entitlement is ridiculous
electricfunghi
Aww damn all our dishes contain gasoline and we can’t modify.
Grigori_the_Lemur
This person should be disabused of the notion that THEIR problems are everyone else’s problems. Suggest alternate travel arrangements.
Holmes221bBSt
Allergic to the smell? Only the smell and not the actual thing? That’s a new one. Just bring those swimmers nose plugs and get over it. Just because you don’t like coffee doesn’t mean others can’t have it
stingray_1122
Seat 4A = First Class Karen
r/EntitledPeople
BigDeloresInYoFace
This person is …INSUFFERABLE omg
AManHasNoShame
4A? Sorry, that’s First Class. If I’m paying for tickets up there, I’m having the full service.
GoldenTopaz1
“No gasoline or fuel” how the fuck is the plane supposed to fly then.
33 Comments
ugh, comic sans
You spelled “bullshit” wrong
Allergic to the smell of brewing coffee?
So you can’t actually be allergic to the smell of brewed coffee and a coffee allergy in general is so incredibly rare it’s almost unheard of.
I am the center of the universe, cater to my every demand.
I would ball that piece of paper up, dip it in coffee, and throw it at this persons forehead
Lies
Her own plans that doesn’t run on “airplane fuel”
Nothing says I appreciate you (subtext: for entertaining my desire to be a negative sense of attention) than comic Sans and a sheet of paper you have printed out multiple times to insert your seat number.
Yall are skipping over the allergy to airplane fuel, you wouldn’t even be able to make it on the plane lol
“Trying to make the flight as enjoyable as possible for *me*”
We are all miserable up here but nobody else is handing out instruction placards 🙄
Just fly like this
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Kick them off the fucking plane.
Just slip a plastic garbage bag over the person in 4A. Problem solved
“Thank you for your patience and understanding in trying to make the flight as enjoyable as possible for me”
So, weird word choice saying “enjoyment” there. Sure I too enjoy not going into anaphylaxis, but my enjoyment isn’t the concern if I do.
I’ve flown quite a bit, and gasoline and airplane fuel have never been anything I had to deal with on any flight.
Those morning flights literally run on coffee and jet fuel. She’s cooked
You can’t actually be allergic to the smell of coffee; there are no VOC allergens in the smell. But the smell could trigger an anxiety attack based on previous trauma.
Of course it’s comic sans.
There is no evidence the smell of coffee causes allergic reactions to people with that specific allergy. I’d say the person gets anxiety and psychs themselves out when they smell it lol
I’m sorry ma’am, but due to the severity of your allergies we will not able to accept the liability of having you as a passenger on our airline. Please gather your belongings and one of our flight attendants will be happy to escort you back to the gate.
They better pony up for that private jet or stay tf home
Well looks like they’re gonna be walkin’
I feel like the allergy to jet fuel might be more important in this case than the coffee allergy.
I am also allergic to airplane fuel.
They should just kick them off and tell them to take a bus or train. People’s sense of entitlement is ridiculous
Aww damn all our dishes contain gasoline and we can’t modify.
This person should be disabused of the notion that THEIR problems are everyone else’s problems. Suggest alternate travel arrangements.
Allergic to the smell? Only the smell and not the actual thing? That’s a new one. Just bring those swimmers nose plugs and get over it. Just because you don’t like coffee doesn’t mean others can’t have it
Seat 4A = First Class Karen
r/EntitledPeople
This person is …INSUFFERABLE omg
4A? Sorry, that’s First Class. If I’m paying for tickets up there, I’m having the full service.
“No gasoline or fuel” how the fuck is the plane supposed to fly then.