This is pissa, when I was sous chef me and a good mate worked really hard to see who could make things look the most sexual. Then I got told off by the manager cause o sent out a grazing platter that looked heaps like a vag
PappaWoodies
r/mildlyvagina ?
Vapechef
Pantry’s got jokes
aasmonkey
Someone needs a prostate exam
JustFryingSomeGarlic
Pleading the 5th
Phoenixpizzaiolo21
Everything reminds me of her! 😞
AlphaJulietEcho
Chocolate GOONache
EnthusiasmGlobal
Bravo, I worked in pastry for about 3 months before the Pastry Chef who had enough of my 22 year old shit and rightfully so I was hungover, stoned or still drunk from the night before and suck at pastry. I appreciate how meticulous/uptight pastry guys can be and am glad someone has a sense of humor.
i_make_love_to_cows
Check to see if it’s supposed be slacked ahead of time or plated frozen and the thawed the hour or so as it’s waiting to walk. That’s my trick with premade cheesecakes
hollabackyo87
I love that the original post was literally next in my feed. 👏🏼😅
Occasional_Anarchist
That cake didn’t arrive, it came
hpivth

darthshaver
r/mildlyvagina
Dragon3076
I couldn’t help it…
Automatic_Tea_2550
A career climax.
duderino_okc
Splooge.
rumbletown
Meh its not a big deal, it just looks like.. well.. Jesus tap dancing Christ. This is awful. What is this, an NC17 dessert? Who thought this was a good idea haha? ffs
CloisteredOyster
Well, shit. Now I’m horny.
Professional_Alps590
Had it happen before, had a customer who wanted their cake ‘warmed up’. Even 10 seconds in the microwave and it looked like that, the cake parts were barely warm too.
papyru22
I don’t see how this is mildy infuriating it would bring me nothing but joy
kskzk69
Everything reminds me of her…
Leading-Raspberry211
I once had a banana pudding presented in a 4oz mason jar with a chub of banana sticking out, adorned with 2 nilla wafers on either side. It was the dessert for the tasting menu.
NightingaleOfTheMoon
Looks like the pastry cream melted. They probably didn’t thicken it for long enough.
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I mean, fuck… what’s it *supposed* to look like?
I should call her.
Interracial 🎂
I’m sorry, I ordered the cream pie, not a creampie
Splooge
But it’s a cake, not a pie….
https://preview.redd.it/y578chga782f1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=1cb96f85068605dd08c064b3992acfb596b40be4
God forbid a girl wants dessert.
“I should call her.”
Eskimo Bros?
It’s all wrong, strawberry’s out of place
Shut up, butt slut.
This is pissa, when I was sous chef me and a good mate worked really hard to see who could make things look the most sexual. Then I got told off by the manager cause o sent out a grazing platter that looked heaps like a vag
r/mildlyvagina ?
Pantry’s got jokes
Someone needs a prostate exam
Pleading the 5th
Everything reminds me of her! 😞
Chocolate GOONache
Bravo, I worked in pastry for about 3 months before the Pastry Chef who had enough of my 22 year old shit and rightfully so I was hungover, stoned or still drunk from the night before and suck at pastry. I appreciate how meticulous/uptight pastry guys can be and am glad someone has a sense of humor.
Check to see if it’s supposed be slacked ahead of time or plated frozen and the thawed the hour or so as it’s waiting to walk. That’s my trick with premade cheesecakes
I love that the original post was literally next in my feed. 👏🏼😅
That cake didn’t arrive, it came

r/mildlyvagina
I couldn’t help it…
A career climax.
Splooge.
Meh its not a big deal, it just looks like.. well.. Jesus tap dancing Christ. This is awful. What is this, an NC17 dessert? Who thought this was a good idea haha? ffs
Well, shit. Now I’m horny.
Had it happen before, had a customer who wanted their cake ‘warmed up’. Even 10 seconds in the microwave and it looked like that, the cake parts were barely warm too.
I don’t see how this is mildy infuriating it would bring me nothing but joy
Everything reminds me of her…
I once had a banana pudding presented in a 4oz mason jar with a chub of banana sticking out, adorned with 2 nilla wafers on either side. It was the dessert for the tasting menu.
Looks like the pastry cream melted. They probably didn’t thicken it for long enough.
Well at least it came