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My attempt at corn dogs
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My attempt at corn dogs


My attempt at corn dogs

by honeyj14

29 Comments

  2. hotpeanuts

    Worst part is you have to try to eat those and still clean the pan after lol

  3. DontYouDareGoHollow-

    Do you know what a corndog is? lol

    1. That looks like a bread coating rather than a thick batter.

    2. You should deep fry

    3. Where is the stick >:(

  6. Sonny_Bohnooo

    How do they look cooked, burnt, frozen and freezer burnt all at the same time?

  9. stinkpig300

    You’ve clearly got an internet connection.

    Did you set out to make a corn dog, or did you make a bit of shit and call it a corn dog afterwards?

  10. tobster239

    Did you think corn dogs are corn meal coated sausages?

  11. Mockisho

    There’s so many things wrong with this I don’t know where to begin.

  12. FerrumAnulum323

    Is the cornbread with us in the room right now?

  14. Sortanotperfect

    I used to drink a lot, I would have eaten them.

  16. grunkage

    This looks like giant freezer burned mozzarella sticks

  17. ninesevenecho

    I’ve seen toes that look like that. From athlete’s foot.

  18. Supreme_God_Bunny

    You do know your supposed to deep fry it in a good bit of oil right? And have BATTER

  21. me_hungry_hedgehog

    Well you acknowledge ‘attempt’ so I still have hope for you 🙂

  22. IrisSmartAss

    You don’t just roll them in corn meal, you have to make a thick batter. You might try Googling Corn Dog Recipe for some basic instructions.

  25. DDG_Dillon

    Is your recipe, remove from package, let rest under the fridge for 2-3 years, and enjoy!

  26. 123supreme123

    Aren’t those deep fried? I’m thinking you could get away with a toaster oven, but pan fried probably isn’t turning out correctly.

  28. Grigori_the_Lemur

    Were you ever shown a picture of what an actual one looks like?

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