Faire food is generally kinda stupid as a matter of course but this is just ridiculous. They aren't even recipes, its just "let's make a totally normal thing and dump leftovers from the pantry on top and call it a new thing and charge $20."
I usually look forward to the weird shit you can eat. This isn't even weird, its just sad. I'm grumpy, I was looking forward to eating something actually bizarre again this year.
by Terytha
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Fair food is about being stupid AND innovative. This is just… gross. I’d take a deep fried Oreo over this any day
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The skittles dog is atrocious. The fruit loop chicken sandwich could be alright depending on the tanginess of that syrup they put on it. I will just have a smoked turkey leg
Both of those things would literally taste like puke
I like skittles and hot dogs and that combo makes me wanna hurl 😫
The sandwich is also dumb but I can at least sort of see the vision, crazy though it might be.
Stampede midway is always full of dumb shit. I still remember the cricket hotdog a few years back which was a regular hotdog with some crickets sprinkled on it…
Even if you removed the skittles, that hotdog looks gross as hell. Like they peeled the hotdog first or something…
There’s a place here that sells brats with gummy bears and skittles mixed into the meat inside the casing. Someone shared these at a friend’s bbq and they tasted so… wrong.
Smash
I fall for this shit because I think there’s no goddamn way someone would sell this without ot actually being good. Chocolate covered SlimJim got me.
I had a PB&J with captain crunch dog, it was amazing. The restaurant I’m talking about went out of business….
If i had to choose, ill take the burger 100%. Both will taste gross, but at least there won’t be anything wrong with the texture of the burger
State fair food is usually tasty stupid. This is just stupid stupid.
(Bring back those tea slushees darn you mn state fair!)
Just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean you SHOULD. It’s Jurassic Park rules.
Just fuck my shit up dawg
Everybody’s so creative!
I love skittles and I love hot dogs. I don’t want them together.
You know what else I love? Steak and ice cream but I don’t want steak A la mode.